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    I had two new customers in my shop today, a pair of girls in their mid 20's. They were both pretty cute...at first I thought they were in here shopping for their boyfriends. But the blonde caught me off guard when she asked if she could plug a black COW7 into a Dual Rectifier 1/2 stack.

    She was actually pretty damn good! If only these girls were the typical Jackson/Charvel customer, then I'd have the perfect job!
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  • #2
    Re: Unsuspecting Customers

    What are you trying to say? You don't think we're sexy?
    Occupy JCF

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    • #3
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      I think Matt just called us fugly. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
      "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
      I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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      • #4
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        Well, at least you all have great personalities. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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        • #5
          Re: Unsuspecting Customers

          tekky...

          no..

          just..

          no.


          where are those metal guitarist chicks when you need one anyway =/
          make em sign up here.. tell em it's mandatory if you buy a new jackson.. and make em post pics in metal bikinis showing of their axes [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          ok ..ok, i'll lock my perverted ass back in my cage.. WHO LET THE LOCK OPEN ANYWAY?


          wait a second.. what did matt just say?
          You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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          • #6
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            [ QUOTE ]
            I think Matt just called us fugly. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

            [/ QUOTE ]

            Fuggum.......fugabee..... [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

            I can't say this "fuggumbumblee" and my name have never been used in the same sentence. In fact, my girlfriend tells me i'm quite handsome. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

            Anyway, never underestimate the effect of a "women's touch" when it comes to guitars. I've seen a few guys get blown away by girl players. It's quite funny actually. Some sexist guy see's a chick in a guitar store (not implying anything matt [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]) and calls them out only to get their pride smashed by a woman's small and soft hands. It's great.

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            • #7
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              Chicks that are into playing music are cool. At my school there are all kinds of good looking girls in the music department all the time.
              This space for rent

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              • #8
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                We actually have a ton of girls taking guitar, bass and drum lessons here. Not to mention all the little kids playing piano and band instruments. It isn't every day we get a female in here playing metal on a 7 string Jackson though, it was good to see.
                Special deals for JCF members on Jackson/Charvel, Suhr, Anderson, Nash, Splawn, Bogner, LSL, Ibanez, Diezel, Friedman, Bad Cat, 3rd Power, Dr. Z, ENGL and more. FREE SHIPPING! 0% FINANCING!

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                • #9
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                  Gotta love a girl that tunes down low. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                  Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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                  • #10
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                    Hey Matt, how come when Nick and I come down, there aint no chicks there????!!?? (And he hits the enter key quickly so the Mrs. doesnt see LOL!)
                    "I''ll say what I'm gonna say, cuz I'm going to Hell anyway!"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Unsuspecting Customers

                      [ QUOTE ]
                      Well, at least you all have great personalities. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      it sounds like the girl you met had nice personalities as well. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      www.soundclick.com/patricklukens

                      www.myspace.com/patricklukens

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                      • #12
                        Re: Unsuspecting Customers

                        Sounds like an unsuspecting store more than unsuspecting customers [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        Popular is not the same as good
                        Rare is not the same as valuable
                        Worth is what someone will pay, not what you want to get

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                        • #13
                          Re: Unsuspecting Customers

                          [ QUOTE ]
                          We actually have a ton of girls taking guitar, bass and drum lessons here.

                          [/ QUOTE ]

                          Matt - Here is a business idea. [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img] Music store/Tanning salon. What do ya think? Let me know. I'm looking to start a new venture. We could put GC out of business.
                          "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
                          I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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                          • #14
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                            Lack of Jackson women? Here is one girl who (try to) play her Jackson every day [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


                            She is my daughter Laura who is nowadays 1,1 years old (in the picture she was just 4 months old). I just can´t wait when she is an adult and (hopefully) play in some (girl)band...May be I have a chance to be a manager? Well, at least I will be her financier so I must work harder... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                            Matt, Have you heard anything new (woods) from the CS?

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                            • #15
                              Re: Unsuspecting Customers

                              I hate it when the young ones start showing up the the two handed tecnique so early. What's next the cordless drill stunt? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                              She's cute.
                              Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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