I used to go to LA, spend the Summer with friends, getting pissed and fucking their sisters (and the odd girlfriend, he he), scan all the ads in the Recycler (an Exchange and Mart sort of paper) and bring home all sorts of goodies.
I did get fucked at Customs though, and I mean PROPERLY fucked, arrested, put in the little cell with all the furniture chained to the floor, quite a pant-pooing experience, especially fearing The Glove was going to appear (or disappear, as the case may be) at any moment. My heinous crime? "Evading Import Duty". No, correction, "Attempting to Evade Import Duty."
Remember C&E have more power than the Police when it comes to detaining you (or they did back then, might well have changed just recently), and they can do pretty much anything they like if you piss them off or try to be a smart-arse. I was told in no uncertain terms that they had the power to go and turn my place upside down looking for evidence that I had brought in previous equipment without paying the duties. If they decided I HAD been comitting further offences, they would decide what I owed, and then I could pay up or lose the guitars, all of them that didn't show up on their system as duty paid. Trust me, you do not need these bottom feeders going through your life to see if you are a crook!!
Ignorance is absolutely no excuse, as far as they are concerned, tough shit. You owe, you pay. I "escaped" after putting my hands up to trying to evade paying a whopping £72 worth of duty, and ended up paying £400 odd quid after fines (no court appearance, just levied by them on the spot), plus a serious bollocking. The cunts even added VAT to the lot!!! Oh, and they told me my card was marked so if I tried it again, I would be really properly fucked. True to their word, every time since I returned through the green channel (or the red channel if I DID have anything over the £32 allowance) they pulled me and asked if I had any guitars with me!!! Ha fucking ha.
Last guitar I imported, my Flying V, my friend stuck it on the plane at LAX, and I picked it up at Gatwick. Haven't got a fucking clue how they worked out the figures, but I do know I paid VAT on top of fuel tax levied in LA!!!! WTF????? Like most people, I just threw the money at them, got my baby and got out of there PDQ. No chance I'm going to let them hold onto it while they "investigate", meaning another trip down there, more scope for it to be damaged or "mislaid" etc.
Moral of the story - DO NOT fuck with Customs and Excise, you may get away with it for a while, but when they do bite, they bite hard. And they have plenty of ferrets sniffing round places like E-bay, making sure everyone is paying their bit. £72 sounds like a dick dribble compared to multi-million pound frauds going on all the time, but it soon adds up, and HM Govt wants it's pound of flesh.
Of course, if you think I'm being over-dramatic, ignore me, but as I say, I have been there, and my arse was puckering like a trumpeter's lips. One day you may just come up against someone who really doesn't like your face, as I did with Mr O****, and he will take great pleasure in brightening up his shitty existence by making your life an expensive misery!
Pay the duty, it still worked out waaaaaaay cheaper (even with fines etc!!!)
I did get fucked at Customs though, and I mean PROPERLY fucked, arrested, put in the little cell with all the furniture chained to the floor, quite a pant-pooing experience, especially fearing The Glove was going to appear (or disappear, as the case may be) at any moment. My heinous crime? "Evading Import Duty". No, correction, "Attempting to Evade Import Duty."
Remember C&E have more power than the Police when it comes to detaining you (or they did back then, might well have changed just recently), and they can do pretty much anything they like if you piss them off or try to be a smart-arse. I was told in no uncertain terms that they had the power to go and turn my place upside down looking for evidence that I had brought in previous equipment without paying the duties. If they decided I HAD been comitting further offences, they would decide what I owed, and then I could pay up or lose the guitars, all of them that didn't show up on their system as duty paid. Trust me, you do not need these bottom feeders going through your life to see if you are a crook!!
Ignorance is absolutely no excuse, as far as they are concerned, tough shit. You owe, you pay. I "escaped" after putting my hands up to trying to evade paying a whopping £72 worth of duty, and ended up paying £400 odd quid after fines (no court appearance, just levied by them on the spot), plus a serious bollocking. The cunts even added VAT to the lot!!! Oh, and they told me my card was marked so if I tried it again, I would be really properly fucked. True to their word, every time since I returned through the green channel (or the red channel if I DID have anything over the £32 allowance) they pulled me and asked if I had any guitars with me!!! Ha fucking ha.
Last guitar I imported, my Flying V, my friend stuck it on the plane at LAX, and I picked it up at Gatwick. Haven't got a fucking clue how they worked out the figures, but I do know I paid VAT on top of fuel tax levied in LA!!!! WTF????? Like most people, I just threw the money at them, got my baby and got out of there PDQ. No chance I'm going to let them hold onto it while they "investigate", meaning another trip down there, more scope for it to be damaged or "mislaid" etc.
Moral of the story - DO NOT fuck with Customs and Excise, you may get away with it for a while, but when they do bite, they bite hard. And they have plenty of ferrets sniffing round places like E-bay, making sure everyone is paying their bit. £72 sounds like a dick dribble compared to multi-million pound frauds going on all the time, but it soon adds up, and HM Govt wants it's pound of flesh.
Of course, if you think I'm being over-dramatic, ignore me, but as I say, I have been there, and my arse was puckering like a trumpeter's lips. One day you may just come up against someone who really doesn't like your face, as I did with Mr O****, and he will take great pleasure in brightening up his shitty existence by making your life an expensive misery!
Pay the duty, it still worked out waaaaaaay cheaper (even with fines etc!!!)
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