Worlds fastest guitar player

[haymaker]

Ya I'm hip! He didn't know nothing!

Great Cheech & Chong reference!

[atomic charvel guy]

"For breakfast, he wakes up and rubs gravel on his head, preparing for a long day of gazillion notes per millimillionth of a second with out one drop of melody or soul training." This has plagued the dick with ears that we see in the picture above.

[Thor Von Clemson]

20: Casey Has Turned Down 4 Different Offers
To Replace Zakk Wylde In Ozzy Osbourne's
Band; Although He Says The Current Standing
Offer Is "Not Out Of The Question"......


I liked that one lol.

[zeegler]

Dude's got more stories than Walt Disney.

[Bengal65]

I got my tickets! Anybody got theirs?:ROTF: He sure has a lot of "rumors this or that" for it being his "official website".

[TinTin8]

There Really Hadn't Been A Real Guitar Hero In Over !0
Years

^ whats !0?

[mattsmusiccenter]

What the hell is the world guitar players international association???

[Sukisyn]

heh .. not sure but isn't having both "world" and "international" in the name a little redundant?

[charveljunkie]

5: At Over 6,000,000 Million Copies Sold,
"Infusion-Live" Has Sold More Copies Than Any
Other Instrumental CD In History...
("Infusion-Live" Is Now In It's 7th Pressing...)
Wow-I checked with RIAA-Who certifies gold and platinum albums sells and they have never heard of him?-What a fuknut!!

[Sukisyn]

I think this site is great ... it is obviously meant as a joke I like the comment about his year of 22 hours days in the history section

[fullmetalguitar]

5: At Over 6,000,000 Million Copies Sold,
"Infusion-Live" Has Sold More Copies Than Any
Other Instrumental CD In History...
("Infusion-Live" Is Now In It's 7th Pressing...)
Wow-I checked with RIAA-Who certifies gold and platinum albums sells and they have never heard of him?-What a fuknut!!

You actually had to check to make sure he was making that up?

[roodyrocker]

Sounds to me like we have found the real Strongbad!

Rudy

https://www.wickedrocks.com

[charveljunkie]

You actually had to check to make sure he was making that up?

AHHHHHHHH-NO!! I was checking my friends band and remembered this thread-Why? you don't believe it?? It's all right there in print
He must not be able to get his own tang very well-chick "Get away from me you gay nut ball freak"-Butthead voice-"Hey-Babe' you should read my website" ah-hahahahaha

[Strat God]

I had no idea Gary Busey played Jacksons...... or that he'd usher in the long-awaited return of the midriff shirt.

This must be Billy Idol's brother who was just released from the sanitarium.

[zeegler]

I'll bet he's a good friend of Vince Sansevere.