Worlds fastest guitar player

[RobRR]

On the flip side of all this, he does have some nice Jacksons... if theyre even his.

[ADR]

Sounds to me like a "Spinal Tap" idea rip off.I think its pretty funny and the hype is great.

[livebiz]

I call bullshit.

A quick Google search netted nothing but his home page: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

Youd think that "the fastest guitarist in the world" would have atleast one external link on Google.

Ha! As a matter of fact Casey is real. He opened for me on my 82-83 Can You Spare a Dime? Tour. The BS part is that I am a much faster guitarist and he knows it. What a moron.

[budgolf]

Ha! As a matter of fact Casey is real. He opened for me on my 82-83 Can You Spare a Dime? Tour. The BS part is that I am a much faster guitarist and he knows it. What a moron.

By saying Casey is "real", do you mean he's a real live dude, or this guy is for real, creating all this crap and expecting the world to believe it, and major corporations to not sue his ass off.

[KevinDguitar]

2,459 Times Live...

and nobody ever heard of him!

If a lying douche' plays in the forrest...

does he make a sound?...

does anyone really care?!?!

[SteveFireland]

I see he has two sold out nights in Belfast at the end of the month - but I've never heard of him, and can't find anything about them in the local gig listings... it's hard enough to sell out one night here, never mind two!!!

Steve.

[Norton]

By saying Casey is "real", do you mean he's a real live dude, or this guy is for real, creating all this crap and expecting the world to believe it, and major corporations to not sue his ass off.

No,he's just making fun of people who thinks,the things he say are real

[Hamner1]

I do see some nice Jackson's in some of those photos.
Email info hover over it & the preview does say shit.
I would say, it was probably meant as a joke, & it worked I laughed.

[livebiz]

By saying Casey is "real", do you mean he's a real live dude, or this guy is for real, creating all this crap and expecting the world to believe it, and major corporations to not sue his ass off.

Does it matter? It's satirical. Which, by the way, is typically within the fair use doctrine of copyright.

[RacerX]

Maybe he's doing it to get chicks. Chicks are dumb

[Circles_in_Autumn]

Wow,this is an old thread. Anyway,Casey is full of shit. However,the "made in USA" Jacksons that he was unloading left and right weren't. My rhythm guitarist and I bought a few really cheap. I'm sure they "fell off a truck". He was trying to weaze into managing my band. But,it wasn't difficult to see that he was full of shit. He finally jammed with us at practice and he left rather embarassed. It's a sad,pathetic story. Funny though.

[Robert Burns]

Funny stuff...

"12: Casey Has 114 Guitars -
Custom-Made For Him By Jackson Guitars...

13: The Converse All-Star Sneaker Company
Has Custom-Made Casey A Pair Of Chuck
Taylors To Match Every Single One..."

Imagine Jackson making 114 custom guitars! That's like
243 years of build time! 88 years waiting in the shipping
department !! :ROTF:

[Robert Burns]

What kind of endorsements does Mr. J. Randall Casey have?

The answer is none. A douche is a liquid, which some women use to clean the vagina. This is not necessary. The vagina keeps itself clean.

The vagina contains a variety of bacteria. It may sound strange, but the balance of bacteria in the vagina is an important part of keeping it healthy. If one bacteria or yeast takes over, you can develop an infection like bacterial vaginosis or a yeast infection. Douches can destroy the balance of bacteria and get an infection started. They can also irritate the vagina, possibly putting you at higher risk of other sexually transmitted infections.

If you notice an unpleasant odour or discharge you should go to your doctor or birth control clinic to be checked for an infection, not just douche and try to cover it up. Never douche before visiting your doctor, even for your routine check up. It will make your test results unreliable. Mr. Casey is a douche and there is serious doubt if he has ever had contact with any vagina, be it human or otherwise.

**** ah...an expert of the most important organ ever made!
Bravo...oh great master!

[m2pmd70]

I was about to post that this had already been discussed quite a while ago... then I realized this IS the discussion from quite a while ago. LOL

Besides, it's common knowledge that Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the fastest guitarist alive.

[AK47]

I think this thread was a put on or some sort of inside joke that we or at least I dont get.

I think the thread starter may have had something to do with it because anyone that even says they know this guy has less than 5 posts. Is there a follow up or punchline I am waiting for it?!?