Worlds fastest guitar player

[Circles_in_Autumn]

I think this thread was a put on or some sort of inside joke that we or at least I dont get.

I think the thread starter may have had something to do with it because anyone that even says they know this guy has less than 5 posts. Is there a follow up or punchline I am waiting for it?!?

No,there isn't. I just joined recently. I google searched this guy to see if anyone else had ever had any dealings with him. HE,is the joke. This guy is dead serious. He actually thinks people believe all that crap.

[JerEvil]

...Besides, it's common knowledge that Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the fastest guitarist alive.

You're goddamn right!!!

[Holy Diver]

What the hell is the world guitar players international association???

It's kind of like the Justice League of America, but without the pretty colored tights.

[semagic]

i just downloaded his entire catalog from kazaa (he doesn't mention his world record on download speeds)... you guys don't know what your missing, this guy rips. i'm a fan

[Nuclear Vampire]

I bet he's a member here. Somebody needs to 'fess up.

[Outlander]

I bet he's a member here. Somebody needs to 'fess up.

That's exactly what I thought when I saw the Jackson logo plastered everywhere and all those guitars. Definitely sounds like something more than a few of us here might pull.

[Jacksonite]

i love the wall of 1x12 peavy cabs SO REALISTIC

[Jacksonite]

and he has been playing since he was 8...

14: Randy Casey Is 35, & In 27 Years Of
Professional Playing, He Has Logged In Over
3,240,000 Miles In 17 Countries...

[DoubleA]

Wow talk about havin an over active imagination:ROTF:

[Circles_in_Autumn]

I mean,seriously. At least fabricate something somewhat believable. I wonder what kind of meds he has stopped,but should be swallowing?

[xenophobe]

I don't know what I find to be more sad and pathetic... his web site, or all the people that are actually taking that site so seriously.

How is it not obvious that it's a joke...

[MacBeth]

it's a really plain and simple joke... but I was laughing my ass of. That guy is just so funny!

[SEEGERMANY]

This is his main touring guitar.

[GodWentPUNK]

I've seen those live concert photos before. I think they were from the 1991 Backstreet Boys tour.

joe...