I have problems logging

[Sunbane]

...and Cthulhu has trouble logging in to the JCF?

[Hellraiser6502]

Logging

If you are having problems logging....chances are, you are straining on the bowl...you're pushing too hard.

If you don't stop that yer gonna get a 'roid...sure-er than shit.

Relax, take it easy, read a book and just let it flow dude.

[eakinj]

...and Cthulhu has trouble logging in to the JCF?

Well you try typing with a mouth full of tenticals swinging every which way and constantly getting in your eyes. Be kind to the elder god, else he may eat you

[fett]

No he's Cthulhu!

Beware the sleeper has awoken, I.E. we're fucked or something.

Funny you should mention that. My dad was a very fine artist, but too lazy to do anything about it. Ring a bell?:ROTF: He did a very fine pen and ink of that dude. Growing up with that hanging on the wall scared the shit out of me.:ROTF:

[kelly user]

man, we need to put a leash on some of these noobs, 'causing all sorts of trouble.

[RacerX]

[shobet]

...and Cthulhu has trouble logging in to the JCF?

He's just pissed that he can't see what's in the Classifieds!

[Sunbane]

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[JerEvil]

That's fargin awesome!!!

[Spivonious]

Well you try typing with a mouth full of tenticals swinging every which way and constantly getting in your eyes. Be kind to the elder god, else he may eat you

[VitaminG]

If you are having problems logging....chances are, you are straining on the bowl...you're pushing too hard.

If you don't stop that yer gonna get a 'roid...sure-er than shit.

Relax, take it easy, read a book and just let it flow dude.

"who does Number 2 work for? who does Number 2 work for?"

[shobet]

If there is no paper
and you don't know what to do.
Do not linger,
use your finger,
to wipe away all the poo!

And please refrain from chewing on the door handle when straining!

Thank you,
The Management.