Where the f are you? NOOBS

[Robert Burns]

I'm 51, so I guess that makes me an old fart too. I'm in Michigan, at least I was the last time I checked.

** 51? Your automatically entered into the private old farts area!
Move to the head of the line!
And then when your 53 like me...you can forget that you already replied to this
post 5 months ago! Allzzzzzhiemers!

[Cygnus X1]

I'm glad I didn't.
I think.

Hell, alsheimer's ain't shit for me.
It's par for the course. I've been preparing for quite some time.