MY CAT SH*T ON MY RR1

[Cleveland Metal]

Re: MY CAT SH*T ON MY RR1

Beat the cat to death with the RR, and then maybe the bloodstains will cover the crapstain...

And you'll have a REAL Blood drip RR...

[sully]

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the more i think about it, the more i think it's [img]graemlins/bs.gif[/img] your guitar is finished pretty well, and well, i don't really see cat crap penetrating the finish, especially if it happened right in front of you. if you're not lying, that should have cleaned up. either way, it's way too funny.

sully

[Ace]

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Originally posted by Steve:
also become a satanist and kill the ****ing cat [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] //Steve

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">For the record, Church of Satan Satanists despise harming animals, and that includes rituals. I think that even includes incontinent cats.

I kind of agree with Sully, I am going to go take a dump on my Rhoads and see if you are lying!! [img]graemlins/fart.gif[/img]

[Cryothrasher]

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Man, does your cat crap on only instruments? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I'd skin the cat and use the pelt to cover the sh*t stain!
Who knows, it might inspire a new USA select option. "Kitty furr Rhoads"

[RacerX]

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Originally posted by Lev:
(don't forget about a matching headstock).. then you can even go as far as making it the first scratch 'n sniff guitar ever too.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Bwahahahahahaha! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[slayer]

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I have been seeing that .17 HMR popping up all of a sudden on many bolt action small game rifles, you can get a Savage for about $150. How much is the ammo? I use a .22 LR Marlin and a .32 Cal. Cherokee T/C Muzzleloader for Squirrels,Rabbits,Grounhogs,etc. AK-47 would do the job, but would blow your ears out, cat would get some revenge [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Jack. Jack.

[skidd]

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I know this is funny, but if the cat has a fair amount of acid in his system it could stain the finsh.(I used to detail very high end show cars for a living, sh*t,puke etc will stain)Use goof-off, than a good wax,if that dosen't work It's not coming off. Buy yourself a big sticker and cover it up. My sticker suggestion would be a Bullseye! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[ May 11, 2003, 09:25 PM: Message edited by: skidd ]

[toejam]

Re: MY CAT SH*T ON MY RR1

Originally posted by Cryothrasher:
Man, does your cat crap on only instruments? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I'd skin the cat and use the pelt to cover the sh*t stain!
Who knows, it might inspire a new USA select option. "Kitty furr Rhoads"

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Kitty fur Rhoads!!Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[GWARGHOUL]

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I'll buy the guitar.

Email me [email protected]

[777SteveVai777]

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already beat ya to it for the email, bub. [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[micha]

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damnit!! for 500 bucks I'd take the guitar AND the cat if necessary... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

that's just awesome. even though I do not believe a little bit of catpooh will leave any marks on your finish.
a jackson is built to resist, and there are even worse things possible that could happen to a guitar than a little bit of milk and meat that found its way through your cat!! [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]


but I think I'd know what to do with that cat if she ****ted on one of my guitars... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[deviltronix]

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If a dog that's big enough to **** on an upright bass is still ****ting in the house, I'd say responsibility falls on the lazy-ass owner who should have trained the damn thing.

[xenophobe]

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Originally posted by Larry:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by slayer:
.22 Long Rifle, the perfect Cat cure [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] Jack.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Or if you really want to do some dammage... 7.62x54 MUAHAHA!!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually, I'm kind of partial to the .17 Hornady Magnum Rimfire for small game. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

That story is just too funny... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[little0x]

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I WANT TO SEE PICTURES!!! [img]graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] of the guitar and cat!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Leppermessiah]

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cat pictures are Pre-asswhooping right? lets see some post-asswhooping...