jenna jameson new guitar :()

[phill_up]

why isn't she spreading her pussy?

+1
That chic was smokin, smokin, smokin! on the Howard Stern private parts movie. She doesn't do anything for me any more. Unless she were to knock on the door.
Jackson could have put an ebony board, CTS pots, switchcraft switches, or anything to improve the guitar and they would have probably appealed to the masses more.

[biged71]

For God's sake woman....it's a vagina, not a clown-car!!!!!!

[shreddermon]

Specs are incomplete. Does this guitar have a lubed...errr...oiled neck?

Rumor is she'll be giving out free promotional blowjobs at the Jackson NAMM booth. ...Granted I just started that rumor, but what the heck.

BTW, one of the guys that works with me went to the AVN expo in Vegas last weekend. He's claims to have a bunch of pics of himself with porn stars. Sounded like a fun weekend! We'll see if he has pics of Jenna soon.

[Newc]

What's sad is that I was going to order a Warbird Warrior with her as the pinup and was told it wasn't possible, yet there she is again on another import that won't sell.

You can license Bettie Page's likeness directly from the official website, but then I didn't want a graphic that can also be found on several cheap import models from several different cheap import companies.

[toejam]

You sure it wasn't the K-Y?

The K-Y KV.

[Axewielder]

Sorry, Jenna just does nothing for me. She's just another trashy worn out ho.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

[Robert Hendrix]

For God's sake woman....it's a vagina, not a clown-car!!!!!!

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

[straycat]

Wow too funny.

[phill_up]

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Oh shit I forgot about him! UFC bad ass. She is getting the cooter all rebuilt for him supposedly. going to get the hymen all put back in place for him so it will be just like he was the 1st...

[chrisolson]

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Oh shit I forgot about him! UFC bad ass. She is getting the cooter all rebuilt for him supposedly. going to get the hymen all put back in place for him so it will be just like he was the 1st...

One flippin' ugly dude... But love is blind as they say - syphilis causes that too...

Do UFC-types even have any balls, or are they more the dried-up raisin types? :think:

[AlexL]

I don't think that guitar looks bad at all.

A lot nicer than the last one.


E.

[AK47]

I think I know whats going on.

Jackson had signed a contract with Jenna for the initial run and it FAILED bad.

In order to fullfill the contract they have to make this last one as cheaply as possible since they already know it will FAIL!

If they try to terminate the contract with Jenna it will cost them more than making this last run, that is why they are doing it as cheap as possible.

Whoever was the idiot that signed the terms of the Jenna contract with Jackson probably cost FMIC a whole bunch of cash and made Jenna a bunch.

I bet Jenna gets paid regardless of how many of her guitars they sell.

[Partial @ Marshall]

I want the pink hand painted one they made for Jenna...oh and to have sex with her. I doubt she would feel anything, but it would be a challenge of her acting skills. One more clown for the car...

[Jayster]

why isn't she spreading her pussy?

The ham reconstruction won't allow it

[phill_up]

I hear you, who ever posted the ham insertion and pulling out the bone should get a prize for that quote. damn that was funny!