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Jackson had signed a contract with Jenna for the initial run and it FAILED bad.
In order to fullfill the contract they have to make this last one as cheaply as possible since they already know it will FAIL!
If they try to terminate the contract with Jenna it will cost them more than making this last run, that is why they are doing it as cheap as possible.
Whoever was the idiot that signed the terms of the Jenna contract with Jackson probably cost FMIC a whole bunch of cash and made Jenna a bunch.
I bet Jenna gets paid regardless of how many of her guitars they sell.
This is one of those novelty guitars that people just buy for the hell of it. Right now there's not a whole lot of credit to go around, and people are pinching thier pennies. Go back a few years and replace the original jenna graphic with this one and I bet more would have sold.
It also wouldnt hurt if Jackson were to freaking advertise every once in a while.
-Steve
Guitars:
'04 Jackson SL1 - Flametop Cabo Blue Trans Burst
'94 Charvel Predator - Fire Crackle
'77 Ibanez LP Custom Copy - Black
Amp:
VOX AD30VT
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"Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
- Ken M
This one is playn and simpul. Someone at Fender got-is getting blown to put htis deal together. What self respecting company produces a prostitute signature model? I like porn just fine, but geez man....It don't have it on my license plate and I don't want it on my guitar. "IDIGPORN", actually thast might be kind of cool? regardless, I fuking embarrassed for them.
Originally posted by Eddie_van_trailerparkView Post
"IDIGPORN", actually thast might be kind of cool?
On a license plate? Yes, that would be very very cool! :ROTF:
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"Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
- Ken M
I thought license plates were limited to 7 characters?
Anyway, what's the big deal here? Every guy here wants to bang Scarlett Johanson but no one wants to bang the girl who every guy has banged?
Granted I'm not a Jenna Historian - I don't own the Complete Library - but is there something I'm not remembering from Biology class? Is it possible that she's had so many poles in her pinky that the muscles no longer contract or the tissue has stretched out so as to mimick the proverbial hot dog down a hallway?
I understand that a baby coming through will do it, hence the stitches afterwards, but has Jenna been churning out the rugrats without proper post-natal care?
Has she taken Mike Tyson's left bicep without flinching?
I don't get it.
I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
I thought license plates were limited to 7 characters?
Anyway, what's the big deal here? Every guy here wants to bang Scarlett Johanson but no one wants to bang the girl who every guy has banged?
Granted I'm not a Jenna Historian - I don't own the Complete Library - but is there something I'm not remembering from Biology class? Is it possible that she's had so many poles in her pinky that the muscles no longer contract or the tissue has stretched out so as to mimick the proverbial hot dog down a hallway?
I understand that a baby coming through will do it, hence the stitches afterwards, but has Jenna been churning out the rugrats without proper post-natal care?
Has she taken Mike Tyson's left bicep without flinching?
I don't get it.
You know I get shit all the time because people dont understand the way I think and they just assume I am crazy but...
Well...
your on your own on this one. Jenna does not equal Scarlett is all I gotta say.
"She's on a trip so long
The hourglass of time lays heavy on her mind
And there ain't nothin' you can do
Dance, bitch, dance
'Til there's nothing left to hide
Dance, bitch, dance
Your mother should have taught you right
So wipe your tears away
Yeah, nice an' easy now, do it
Under a silver moon, her eyes will never lie"
I thought license plates were limited to 7 characters?
Anyway, what's the big deal here? Every guy here wants to bang Scarlett Johanson but no one wants to bang the girl who every guy has banged?
Granted I'm not a Jenna Historian - I don't own the Complete Library - but is there something I'm not remembering from Biology class? Is it possible that she's had so many poles in her pinky that the muscles no longer contract or the tissue has stretched out so as to mimick the proverbial hot dog down a hallway?
I understand that a baby coming through will do it, hence the stitches afterwards, but has Jenna been churning out the rugrats without proper post-natal care?
Has she taken Mike Tyson's left bicep without flinching?
I don't get it.
Have you seen Jenna lately? She's tired, trashy, and just plain skanky looking.
I would venture to say that, if she had as many sticking out of her as she's had sticking in her, she'd look like a porcupine..
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