jenna jameson new guitar :()

[UFORocks]

I think I know whats going on.

Jackson had signed a contract with Jenna for the initial run and it FAILED bad.

In order to fullfill the contract they have to make this last one as cheaply as possible since they already know it will FAIL!

If they try to terminate the contract with Jenna it will cost them more than making this last run, that is why they are doing it as cheap as possible.

Whoever was the idiot that signed the terms of the Jenna contract with Jackson probably cost FMIC a whole bunch of cash and made Jenna a bunch.

I bet Jenna gets paid regardless of how many of her guitars they sell.

This is one of those novelty guitars that people just buy for the hell of it. Right now there's not a whole lot of credit to go around, and people are pinching thier pennies. Go back a few years and replace the original jenna graphic with this one and I bet more would have sold.

It also wouldnt hurt if Jackson were to freaking advertise every once in a while.

-Steve

[Newc]

It also wouldnt hurt if Jackson were to freaking advertise every once in a while.

-Steve

FAH! Advertising is for sissies! Real manly-type geetar makers rely totally on word-of-mouth and walk-ins at Guitar Denter!

:ROTF:

[slash-ed]

I'd hit that, Jenna that is, not that guitar. That graphic is fugly, the old KV one was better than that imo.

[Axewielder]

Guitar Denter....ROFL!!

[UFORocks]

FAH! Advertising is for sissies! Real manly-type geetar makers rely totally on word-of-mouth and walk-ins at Guitar Denter!

:ROTF:

Guitar Denter

[Eddie_van_trailerpark]

This one is playn and simpul. Someone at Fender got-is getting blown to put htis deal together. What self respecting company produces a prostitute signature model? I like porn just fine, but geez man....It don't have it on my license plate and I don't want it on my guitar. "IDIGPORN", actually thast might be kind of cool? regardless, I fuking embarrassed for them.

[Axewielder]

"IDIGPORN", actually thast might be kind of cool?

On a license plate? Yes, that would be very very cool! :ROTF:

[gotwtt]

why would i want an old cock muncher on a guitar

[Eddie_van_trailerpark]

why would i want an old cock muncher on a guitar

"COKMNCHR" might make a good plate too, but not for me.

[Eddie_van_trailerpark]

On a license plate? Yes, that would be very very cool! :ROTF:

There's quite a few choices for anyone that's in Illinois

[Newc]

I thought license plates were limited to 7 characters?

Anyway, what's the big deal here? Every guy here wants to bang Scarlett Johanson but no one wants to bang the girl who every guy has banged?

Granted I'm not a Jenna Historian - I don't own the Complete Library - but is there something I'm not remembering from Biology class? Is it possible that she's had so many poles in her pinky that the muscles no longer contract or the tissue has stretched out so as to mimick the proverbial hot dog down a hallway?

I understand that a baby coming through will do it, hence the stitches afterwards, but has Jenna been churning out the rugrats without proper post-natal care?

Has she taken Mike Tyson's left bicep without flinching?

I don't get it.

[AK47]

I thought license plates were limited to 7 characters?

Anyway, what's the big deal here? Every guy here wants to bang Scarlett Johanson but no one wants to bang the girl who every guy has banged?

Granted I'm not a Jenna Historian - I don't own the Complete Library - but is there something I'm not remembering from Biology class? Is it possible that she's had so many poles in her pinky that the muscles no longer contract or the tissue has stretched out so as to mimick the proverbial hot dog down a hallway?

I understand that a baby coming through will do it, hence the stitches afterwards, but has Jenna been churning out the rugrats without proper post-natal care?

Has she taken Mike Tyson's left bicep without flinching?

I don't get it.

You know I get shit all the time because people dont understand the way I think and they just assume I am crazy but...

Well...

your on your own on this one. Jenna does not equal Scarlett is all I gotta say.

[phill_up]

Pfttt.... FTW!
I'ma order me a Ron Jeremy Guitar!

"clicky"


"She's on a trip so long
The hourglass of time lays heavy on her mind
And there ain't nothin' you can do
Dance, bitch, dance
'Til there's nothing left to hide
Dance, bitch, dance
Your mother should have taught you right
So wipe your tears away
Yeah, nice an' easy now, do it
Under a silver moon, her eyes will never lie"

[Robert Hendrix]

I thought license plates were limited to 7 characters?

Anyway, what's the big deal here? Every guy here wants to bang Scarlett Johanson but no one wants to bang the girl who every guy has banged?

Granted I'm not a Jenna Historian - I don't own the Complete Library - but is there something I'm not remembering from Biology class? Is it possible that she's had so many poles in her pinky that the muscles no longer contract or the tissue has stretched out so as to mimick the proverbial hot dog down a hallway?

I understand that a baby coming through will do it, hence the stitches afterwards, but has Jenna been churning out the rugrats without proper post-natal care?

Has she taken Mike Tyson's left bicep without flinching?

I don't get it.

Have you seen Jenna lately? She's tired, trashy, and just plain skanky looking.

I would venture to say that, if she had as many sticking out of her as she's had sticking in her, she'd look like a porcupine..

[Robert Burns]

When was she on a Kelly? The last one was the KV.

Yep, hey im old dammit! Im so old, i can remember when Jenna looked great! LOL