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Originally posted by toejam View PostNice. My girlfriend has an idea to pose with my RR1T for my birthday in July.
That reminds me of an old joke...
A guy that just joined up in the Airborne is on leave and his friends talk him into going to a hooker to lose his cherry.
He finds one and she is just a goddess. A perfect hot female.
They get to the hotel room and the kid gulps "How much is this going to cost me anyways?
The hooker says "I normally charge $1500 for the next 2 hours, but since you are a virgin I'll give you a deal for $750."
The guy is dumbfounded. It's all his savings since joining the service. But now that he is there and has this uber hot woman in front of him he can't bring himself to say no, so he hands over the money.
The hooker takes off her clothes and the kid starts stripping himself down. She notices he's hard enough to drive roofing nails with his wang.
She lays back and beckons him over. He reaches down to feel her and his hand pops right in up to the wrist. Needless to say he's a little shocked.
So he figures, well I paid my money and the clock is ticking, so he climbs up on her and starts slamming away.
The hooker starts giggling and says "Honey, you don't have it in, thats my belly button!"
The guy says "Honey, for the price I paid I'm gonna drill my own fuggin' hole!"
Last edited by Hellbat; 05-19-2010, 11:23 PM.GTWGITS! - RacerX
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