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Originally posted by tonemonster
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Hey TM, your sagging lovehandles are showing
Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
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no way! those are the style, bay bay. its futuristic fashion trends. I am a millenium metrosexual.Originally posted by wilkinsi View PostHey TM, your sagging lovehandles are showing"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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If I'm getting head at 88mph there's something awefully wrong with my bike, or at the least there will be very soonOriginally posted by tonemonster View Post"There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"
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live a little.Originally posted by Nightbat View Post"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Heh, I'd rather live a lot!
But it isn't about life, but about logic:
To reach 88mph I'm gonna have to pull the throttle, with some bimbo between me and the tank, I can't reach that
But, she could pull the throttle while putting on some piston action, ofcourse, me not being able to steer, and she not able to see, and me not able to respond except by moans and grunts
The only 88mph I'd be hitting would be my balls on her chin
But even by defying laws of physics and the bikes ergonomics, if I was able to, at 75mph, with some stickslobberer going at it, I would constantly grab a handfull of brake to get her tongsils into the action
...what was this topic about again?"There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"
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Uh......dude.........in a car......... you know...... CAR? who said anything about a bike??"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Do you think Luke Skywalker knew he was doing his sister? I mean with that whole "force" thing.....all the being in tune to the universe and knowledge and all that shit........do you think he knew? Maybe he was like Joe Dirt and it turned him on."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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MeOriginally posted by tonemonster View Post
But in a car,....
I neither have a license or a car
Means: She's driving,...
So if I was getting head,...
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.................Aw Crap!"There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"
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use your imagination.
one of my friends, he was gettin head from his girlfriend one night and they hit a deer. he told me, we hit the deer, then she felt the impact and stopped sucking. she said "what happend" he shrugged his shoulders and said. "hit a deer, keep suckin" LOL!!! she did.
then he told me a few months after that, she was driving.......so he went down on her, aparetnly he was doing a good job cuz she went thru the town hall yard doing donuts ripping up the lawn. holy shit!!! I laughed so fuckin hard when I heard that, then I went and looked......sure enough the yard was all tore up in town square. LOL!!"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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Man, I'm staying away from YOUR town! there's a bunch of cock-suckin' drivers around there!
I'm not Ron!
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