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In memory of Gary Wright 9/13/2012 -
"I knew Cockdragon, I worked with Cockdragon; senator, you're no Cockdragon""Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945) -
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well, its not phalic, thats for sure."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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I think he's got a point... You put your dick through that hole when you play it. So it's like a cock dragon guitar where the cock dragon is your actual cock.Comment
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Now, next time someone asks you "If you were stranded on a desert island and could have only ONE guitar, what would it be?" now you know what your answer will be."clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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exactly!Originally posted by makeajazznoisehere View PostIn memory of Gary Wright 9/13/2012Comment
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is that why it's pearly white? To hide the pearly stains?In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on NyquilComment
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Bride of stabbed poo but cockdragon no.Really? well screw Mark Twain.Comment
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Hey, it's a sex toy.
No, it's a guitar.
No, it's a sex toy.
NO, it's a guitar.
Oh wait... it's a guitar sex toy.
The neck heel starts at the 14th fret. Is this Scott Ian's new sig?
Actually the first picture looks like some weird Japanese toilet seat.The 2nd Amendment: America's Original Homeland Defense.Comment
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+1....that's what i was thinking!!!Originally posted by straycat View PostGEAR:
some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!
some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!
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i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!Comment
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"Who's got the balls out ?who?you you you" and then the grandpa"I've got my balls out" lol
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WOW, Blindworn has the whole CockDragon family over there ----- I found the x-wife to the cockDragon:
and their bastard children:
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