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    a story from another guitar site, lmfao at some of the comments as well, here's the story....

    "The world we live in is filled with sick and perverted people after all, and an anonymous guitarist has recently revealed what they are capable of.


    In a brief post on Reddit, the unfortunate axe-wielder explained how a burglar invaded his home, stole over $500 worth of stuff and dropped a dookie in his guitar.

    The musician said: "It's f'ing ruined. It sat all weekend soaking it up, and nothing is getting that smell out. You can't rock out when you put a guitar on your knee and smell someone's sh-t. Before I threw it away, I smashed it over the dumpster in frustration and reported it to insurance as a loss.

    "This feels personal or maybe the work of a retarded man. They took stuff totaling to $500-$600, but decided to sh-t in a $900 guitar. First of all, who has the balls to take the time to take a sh-t in the house they're burgling? Second of all, f--k thieves."


    \m/ Thrash Zone \m/

  • #2
    Not sure what to comment here,

    Savages, F'in Savages.

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    • #3
      That's payback for all those horrible MTV unplugged sessions!
      "There's nothing taking away from the pure masculinity I possess"

      -"You like Anime"

      "....crap!"

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      • #4
        "You can't rock out when you put a guitar on your knee and smell someone's sh-t."

        This should be carved in stone on a monument somewhere.

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        • #5
          I'm not sure I needed a laugh at the moment but this sure did the trick.
          http://www.jacknapalm.com/

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          • #6
            How did the guy get the shit past the strings into the sound hole? I mean did he slack the strings first and then drop it through, or did he have an intestinal issue and it seeped right past? Where is Rsmacker? Surely he will have the answer to this.
            "I have so much gayness at times. My wife walks in my music room, and there I am, in my undies, listening to "Sister Christian" while lighting fireworks..doin' blow." - Bill Z

            "I leave off the back plate and pinch my forskin between the tension springs. That may not work for everyone. But I find that the people love it. Half the tone is in the pud." - Bill Z

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            • #7
              Brother Beavis says; diarrhea cha, cha,cha
              \m/ Thrash Zone \m/

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