Most stupid ideas to wrought upon guitar history..

[lerxstcat]

Re: Most stupid ideas to wrought upon guitar histo

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why did this thread turn from stupidest ideas to stuff you don't like?

[/ QUOTE ]Err... because if you think an idea is stupid, that MEANS you don't like it!

[Greg Crowe]

Re: Most stupid ideas to wrought upon guitar histo

#1 ESP copycat guitars
#2 Kahlers
#3 ESP copycat guitars
#4 "reliced" finishes
#5 ESP copycat guitars
#6 single coil pickups period
#7 ESP signature models
#8 JT580LP trems
#9 ESP stealing everyones endorsees
#10 FMIC's USA Jackson Custom and Select price increases

[Number Of The Priest]

Re: Most stupid ideas to wrought upon guitar histo

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1. Acoustic Guitar bridges (no intonation adjustment, no action adjustment, and those damn pins!)

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You can adjust action by removing the saddle, sanding down the bottom, and then replacing the saddle back in the bridge. Besides, how often does one play the high frets on an acoustic for intonation to REALLY matter? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Zerberus]

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So the specs for the ultimate worst guitar built from the ideas in this thread would be:
<ul type="square">[*]a cheap copy of Kahler's interpretation of a Speedloader[*]single coil in the bridge[*]81 in the neck[*]middle pickup can be anything - this guitar sucks so it doesn't matter[*]3-mini toggle pickup selectors[*]the body will be a carved devil lady in a warrior shape[*]a transparent antigua burst crackle finish over foto-flame[*]reliced body[*]vintage frets[*]Rickenbacker scale/size[*]built by Daisy Rock[*]36 frets[*]aluminum neck[*]built-in whammy pedal[/list]

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LOL, I might even buy that just for shits and giggles [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[hippietim]

Re: Most stupid ideas to wrought upon guitar histo

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3. "Grunge" music [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


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Minor correction:

3. Grunge "music" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Ninja Guitar]

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So the specs for the ultimate worst guitar built from the ideas in this thread would be:
<ul type="square">[*]a cheap copy of Kahler's interpretation of a Speedloader[*]single coil in the bridge[*]81 in the neck[*]middle pickup can be anything - this guitar sucks so it doesn't matter[*]3-mini toggle pickup selectors[*]the body will be a carved devil lady in a warrior shape[*]a transparent antigua burst crackle finish over foto-flame[*]reliced body[*]vintage frets[*]Rickenbacker scale/size[*]built by Daisy Rock[*]36 frets[*]aluminum neck[*]built-in whammy pedal[/list]

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LOL, I might even buy that just for shits and giggles [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]I can barely imagine what such an atrocity would look like.

[Emthrax]

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Or if I were a GIRL...HA HA HA

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Ooooooooooo. [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]
You get the evil eye from Emthrax. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

My number one pet peeve are Daisy Rock guitars. Talk about not taking female guitarists seriously.
Curses!

Em

[pedalGEEK]

Re: Most stupid ideas to wrought upon guitar histo

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So the specs for the ultimate worst guitar built from the ideas in this thread would be:
<ul type="square">[*]a cheap copy of Kahler's interpretation of a Speedloader[*]single coil in the bridge[*]81 in the neck[*]middle pickup can be anything - this guitar sucks so it doesn't matter[*]3-mini toggle pickup selectors[*]the body will be a carved devil lady in a warrior shape[*]a transparent antigua burst crackle finish over foto-flame[*]reliced body[*]vintage frets[*]Rickenbacker scale/size[*]built by Daisy Rock[*]36 frets[*]aluminum neck[*]built-in whammy pedal[/list]

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Call the custom shop; I've got my checkbook out [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[pedalGEEK]

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Here's a few more:

* PRS $3,000 guitars with no ability to intonate them!!
* Stop tailpieces with no locks to come crashing down on your AAAAAAAAA flame top with every string change!

[Ninja Guitar]

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-Ed Roman
-Pink guitars
-Any guitar shaped like a fish, shark, tiger, etc.
-Guitars with American flag graphics.
-Fender custom guitars that for some reason are worth $50,000 and up.
-Shark Fin and Rectangular Block fretboard inlays
-Pink Guitars
-EMG pickups
-The idea and practice of having 50 or so Marshall full stacks on one stage.
-Pink guitars

[skidd]

Re: Most stupid ideas to wrought upon guitar histo

-Kahlers
-3 in a row mini switchs
-The Wonder Bar
-Locking tuners behind a lock nut.
-The 3 bolt neck plate Fender did.
-Guitars with speakers on them

[hippietim]

Re: Most stupid ideas to wrought upon guitar histo

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Call the custom shop; I've got my checkbook out [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Nope. Call Ed Roman. He's the one true guy that can make it all happen. Based on additional posts the specs will be revised as folows:
<ul type="square">[*]neon pink inlays that alternate between shark fins and blocks[*]trussrod adjustment at the heel[*]American flag pickguard[*]7 primary strings[*]5 sympathetic strings[*]Sitar option[*]monkey grip[*]reverse hockey stick headstock[*]plastic non-locking strap buttons (because if this guitar goes crashing down it will be a good thing)[*]rotary selector[/list]

[Ninja Guitar]

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[Boxcar Willie 84]

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Hey Emthrax, just to point out, for the sake of not offending anyone, I wasn't making fun of girl guitar players, I was making fun of JGCable.

[Emthrax]

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No problemo, man. I was just messin' with ya. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

Em