New Metallica/Gumby guitars...

[MortenP]

If this is gonna be their new sig-series, then my guess is the next one in the series is gonna have a circular body, hehe..And the next one after that, a plain square shape

Blah, Metallica lost me a looooong time ago...

[toejam]

If this is gonna be their new sig-series, then my guess is the next one in the series is gonna have a circular body, hehe..And the next one after that, a plain square shape

Blah, Metallica lost me a looooong time ago...

At least it's not the Gorky Park Kramer. :ROTF: http://www.rumbleseatmusic.com/pix/8...rgorkyruss.jpg

[MortenP]

At least it's not the Gorky Park Kramer. :ROTF: http://www.rumbleseatmusic.com/pix/8...rgorkyruss.jpg

Hehe, that's another thing I never got...Why on earth would somebody give GP a sig-guitar? To make the band even more to laugh at?

Nah, that's pure METAL my friend, a balalaika-shaped guitar!!

[RacerX]

these guys need to GO BACK to alchohol because maybe then they would regain some of the clarity they had! these look like STABBED poo! and stabbed gumby poo!

[heartfielder]

Yeah, that stabbed poo thing had me rollin' !!!!! :ROTF:

[Big D]

Ugh, these guitars are fucking terrible. I really wish Hetfield would start drinking and fucking hookers again. He's been my hero for a long time, but a guy like me can only stick with a losing team so long.

Although....I was a Bear's fan until I'd finally had enough disappointment about 4-5 years ago though. So maybe I just give up too soon?

Come on James, strap on a cool looking V or something, and get back to business you homo!!!

[slayer]

It probably sounds awsome, but the body is fugly as hell I love all mahogany guitars and emg`s, but damn, that body Jack.

[sandbag]

not metal at all!

[cookiemonster]

the green on reminds me of a fernandes virtigo (not the most eye pleasing of guitars) and the shitty brown one reminds me of the old overwater basses ( oh yeah and of stabbed poo).

who started this thing for retro shitty looking guitars anyway??...kobain with his jagstang thing, that bloke from muse with what ever it is he strums or that tw*t from ermm white stripes with his peice of shit.

guitars are supposed to be cool......period!!

[MortenP]

I play a '76 Gibson Explorer reissue, does that make me a twat too for being retro?

[Ralph E.]

Wow...

just wow...

The guitars are a joke, the music has become a joke, and Lars, well, he's always been a joke.

[RacerX]

I play a '76 Gibson Explorer reissue, does that make me a twat too for being retro?

No, you've always been a twat, Morten! :ROTF: Ba dum pssshh! J/K!

[MortenP]

No, you've always been a twat, Morten! :ROTF: Ba dum pssshh! J/K!

Oh, crap - this is what one gets for asking too many questions, heh?

[outsider666]

Sweet fancy moses these things are UG OOOOO LEEEE

Hotdamn! these guys need to GO BACK to alchohol because maybe then they would regain some of the clarity they had! these look like STABBED poo! and stabbed gumby poo!

well they probably sound good, get rid of the damn EMG's and we are talking!

Chris

:ROTF: :ROTF: Comedic GOLD!!!!
BIG thumbs down from this kid too................

[zeegler]

SUPER GHEY!!

+2 super ghey gumby poo