FMIC is at it again

[Joe_Steeler]

You just have to fucking laugh.........

http://www.fender.com/crossroads/

[mhalsey]

C'mon, Joe. They're doing this solely to support Eric's "philanthropic efforts", that's all. :ROTF::ROTF:

[Axewielder]

OK I can't afford one of those, but I am now going to spend this evening drawing a discount version of that "smiling sun" on my mexistrat. Saweeeeet.

[Bengal65]

Man, they have some imagination at FMIC. I wonder who came up with that one?:ROTF:

[rjohnstone]

$30k for an amp and a guitar! :ROTF:
Man I want some of whatever these guys are smokin'.

[pro-fusion]

Leo is rolling in his grave.

[VitaminG]

C'mon, Joe. They're doing this solely to support Eric's "philanthropic efforts", that's all. :ROTF::ROTF:

see, now I'm torn between buying the guitar and amp package, and putting $30G in the bank in case I ever get strung out and need to fly to the West Indies to attend his rehab clinic. Because otherwise I'm going to have to steal a hell of a lot of VCRs to cover the admission fee.

[Snoogans]

Jeez... and to think we've been ranting about 25 Grand for a Frankie!

[Joe_Steeler]

Next from FMIC (Winter NAMM 2009).

The Clapton Strat, Amp and Coiled Cable collection from the Pilgrim album collection.
The guitar paint will have 20 PPM of Eric's blood in the mix, the amp's speaker will be aged with Erci's own cigarette puffs and the coiled cable will be will be stepped on by every Masterbuilder to replicate years of cable abuse.
The amp is a Clpton Sig Soldano SLO, a division of FMIC.

As usual the axe will come with a flight case a certificate signed by all knowned Eric roadies, Mike Eldred, the mexican cleaning lady and Eric's squeeze for a while Sharel Crow.

The platinum package will include a roll of toilet paper from Sheryl and Eric, two guitar picks and a pack of gum (50 pcs)- $80,000

The gold package will include two guitar picks and a bag with three strands of Eric's hair (100 pcs)- $65,500

The Aluminum package does not include frillies (250 pcs)- $61,500

I got this info from the cleaning guy at GC that knows the guy that sells BBQ to the girlfriend of a GC drums salesman that met an old GC guitar dept dude that held his position for two weeks before he got fired for not knowing that LP are for the most part 6 string electrics.

[Jeff Albertson]

Who the fuck is buying this stuff? I mean other than my dentist.

[Metaled1020]

Nothing exceeds like excess!!!! If my guitar stays in tune and my amp works,i`m a happy camper. To rich for my blood!!!!

[toejam]

The platinum package will include a roll of toilet paper from Sheryl and Eric, two guitar picks and a pack of gum (50 pcs)- $80,000

You're wrong. It will only include one square of toilet paper from each of them. :ROTF:

[Joe_Steeler]

Who the fuck is buying this stuff? I mean other than my dentist.

You would be surprised and the answer might lie within this Forum.
How is that?! Seriously.

[Joe_Steeler]

You're wrong. It will only include one square of toilet paper from each of them. :ROTF:

Well dude, for $80K they graciuosly thre in a whole roll.
It is your environmental responsibility to use one play at a time.
I would keep the roll untouched to maintain the value of the set.

[shreddermon]

For $80k, Sheryl should come to your house and personally lick your bunghole clean.