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  • The ugliest guitar you own thread.

    Let's put a showcase for the most hideous guitars in our collections.

    I'll start off with the "Fido" which is my Tele SG hybrid. It's made from a slab of pine, two unused solid oak floor penals, it has a swimming pool rout, an Ibanez V8 humbucker at the bridge and a Dimarzio PAF pro at the neck. It also has a Squier Affinity Tele neck with replacement Gotoh tuners and a non trem top loading strat bridge.


    The guitar in full front

    The Back showing stickers and the holes from where the neck bolts sat. But I glued the neck in so they have no purpose anymore.

    The side of the guitar showing the layer of Oak on top of the Pine. It also shows that the pickups are almost flush with the surface of the pickguard.

    Finally, the reason why I named this guitar "Fido"

    Ugly as it may be, I still love it for it's fat sustaining sound and buttery playability.

  • #2
    you won with the first entry!
    the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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    • #3
      no we have to wait for fetts entrys
      Say, I smell bacon.Does anyone else smell bacon?
      Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by skorb View Post
        you won with the first entry!
        :ROTF:

        Sorry, I can't beat it!

        Last edited by The Mitch; 07-27-2007, 02:25 AM.

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        • #5
          no..why would i buy an ugly guitar???



          let's tell other peeps that their guitars are ugly :P

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          • #6
            Exhibit A









            The design itself isn't that ugly on the last one...but the body shape ugh
            Last edited by sonicsamurai; 07-27-2007, 03:29 AM.

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            • #7
              Fender Katana haha (I love it though)

              Last edited by AfterForever; 07-29-2007, 03:32 PM.
              "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals... who knows? It sickens me!"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sonicsamurai View Post
                Exhibit A









                The design itself isn't that ugly on the last one...but the body shape ugh
                But then your eyes go to that killer fretboard, and all is fine !

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                • #9
                  i dont own it anymore but its was pretty ugly

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                  • #10
                    My Variax 500 - yuk!!!



                    Very handy in the studio, but it'll never the the bright lights of a stage!!!

                    \m/
                    Steve.

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                    • #11
                      how bout this
                      The Shred Neck Specialist

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                      • #12
                        I don't own any ugly guitars.
                        Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                        "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                        • #13
                          Not

                          Originally posted by j2379 View Post
                          i dont own it anymore but its was pretty ugly
                          Not ugly at all...the Seagull rules!

                          OK, maybe it might look better with the traditional 3 on a side head and ditch the tonesucking Kahler!

                          For sheer fuglyness mine beats all yours!! The big peace sign on the back is glow-in-the-dark. Except for the EMG's, it's all factory as ordered by endorser Mike Raphael from Jailhouse ...hideous but a great player! WHAT was he thinking?


                          Last edited by Hellraiser6502; 07-28-2007, 04:21 PM.
                          Kahler...Killing guitar values DEAD since 1981.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Hellraiser6502 View Post
                            ...and ditch the tonesucking Kahler!
                            The what? :ROTF:
                            I feel festive all year round. Deal with it.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by levantin View Post
                              The what? :ROTF:
                              Oh, you know those big fugly, nonfunctioning-properly, floppy, tonesucking, shitty, utterly VALUE KILLING hunks of crap they used on a lot of them 80's guitars.

                              Can you tell I'm a Floyd guy?
                              Last edited by Hellraiser6502; 07-28-2007, 04:29 PM.
                              Kahler...Killing guitar values DEAD since 1981.

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