Why is ESP more popular than Jackson?

[Super_shredder]

"I'll dickslap her repeatedly in the face with my pud until she starts acting nicer" :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[goodwood]

what the fuck are you talking about dude, this place is all about dick jokes and abusing uptight motherfuckers like you... first get to know this place before you act like a pre-teen girl with your "Maybe you should see a psychiatrist" comments... boohooo ....

It has nothing to do with being uptight...and the only one 'boo hooing' is you getting all bent out of shape because you got called on your bogus story about playing 70 guitars that all sounded like crap.
If you are debating something with someone and all you can do is mention Tarzan's Dick and wood in some dude's ass then yes...you might need to address some homosexuality issues with a psychiatrist. It doesn't have anything to do with pre-teen girls (but at least you were talking about a female there) ...and by the way...pre-teen would be 12 years old and I don't think they talk about psychiatrists that much...unless they are texting each other saying "Endrik needs to see a psychiatrist, he keeps talking about guys' asses and wood."

[Chromatic]

this popcorn is endless

[Endrik]

It has nothing to do with being uptight...and the only one 'boo hooing' is you getting all bent out of shape because you got called on your bogus story about playing 70 guitars that all sounded like crap.
If you are debating something with someone and all you can do is mention Tarzan's Dick and wood in some dude's ass then yes...you might need to address some homosexuality issues with a psychiatrist. It doesn't have anything to do with pre-teen girls (but at least you were talking about a female there) ...and by the way...pre-teen would be 12 years old and I don't think they talk about psychiatrists that much...unless they are texting each other saying "Endrik needs to see a psychiatrist, he keeps talking about guys' asses and wood."

I'm not bent out of shape Dr. Phil, I'm actually quite psyched
I fucking enjoy it, all the nerdy little shitdiggers like you who think they know it all and have zero sense of humour give me the reason to talk more, more and more.

Bogus story uh.... and how the fuck do you know me? what credibility you have?
have you even played in a band? I guess not because you sound like that wiseass dork who never got laid and got wedgied every friggin day. What fucking band would want someone like that?????

And I say whatever the fuck I want.... at least I'm not boring like you

homosexuality issue.... are you a homophobe.... or just a closet fag.... I bet you are.... I bet you have tasted one

and don't worry about me... I don't feel uncomfortable mentioning wood... I'm not the one who's hiding something

[The Mitch]

Oh my gawd!

[Shwayman11]

sooo back on topic?
I think Jackson needs to make the Proseries more inline with LTD. Maybe Ping Floyds and real tuners?

[The Mitch]

Right, and MOP! Come on, LTD offers abalone-stuff!
I think they did the first step in the right direction with RR24.

[joshulator]

I'm curious. When you think ESP, who pops in your mind first?

For me it's Queensryche.

[j2379]

george lynch..... especially since i had an early m1 bolton & m1 custom. wish i still had that m1 custom.

[markD]

kai hansen. i really wanted to get his signature ESP.....

[Super_shredder]

george lynch..... especially since i had an early m1 bolton & m1 custom. wish i still had that m1 custom.

+1

[Mr Metal]

Metallica!!!

[goodwood]

I'm not bent out of shape Dr. Phil, I'm actually quite psyched

Most people who are bent out of shape ARE quite psyched. Walked into that wall there slackjaw...

Bogus story uh.... and how the fuck do you know me? what credibility you have?

Ok...lets go through it s-l-o-w-l-y then for you.
1. You try an LTD and it sounds like crap.
2. You try another one and it sounds like crap too.
3. You try another one and it sounds like crap too.
4. You try another one and it sounds like crap too.
5. You try another one and it sounds like crap too.
6. You try 65 more of them just to make sure that the first 5 weren't flukes.
Yeah...that's a real story by Endrik the slow d00d...the one 'big kid' who sat in the back of the class drooling and was 10 years older than his classmates.

have you even played in a band? I guess not because you sound like that wiseass dork who never got laid and got wedgied every friggin day. What fucking band would want someone like that?????

That's a whole pile of assumptions that you just made there...hey...I'll quote the stupidest person that I've ever encountered for that one...
and how the fuck do you know me? what credibility you have?
Good one again. There must be a lot of lead paint in your place.

And I say whatever the fuck I want.... at least I'm not boring like you

Yeah...if 'boring' is 'not talking about wood and guys' asses' then I am boring. Well shit...I played a million guitars and they were all shitty.

and don't worry about me...

I am worried...that maybe your lithium prescription has run out.

I don't feel uncomfortable mentioning wood... I'm not the one who's hiding something

Oh...that's obvious...you aren't hiding that you love to talk about wood and guys' asses.

Me...I suppose I am hiding my address...f'n yikes. The scary thing is that I bet you are allowed out without a leash.

[The Mitch]

:ROTF:
Okay, seriously, reading those posts costed me about 5 minutes I NEVER get back! Live is too short for that..

[caraluzzo]

:ROTF:

wow, i didnt get a chance to read everything thats been going on for the past couple pages. can someone sum this up for me a bit so i can find out what the fuck GOODWOOD is talking about?