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  • Gibson Players Have Limp Dicks!

    I wonder what Gibson thinks of this advertisement in the latest issue of Newsweek... :ROTF:


  • #2
    no, it just means only the old people with money can afford Gibsons anymore.
    the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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    • #3
      Am I to assume he's standing and doesn't require a strap?

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      • #4
        Am I to assume he's standing and doesn't require a strap?
        Not after taking viagra he doesn't. He has his own music stand. If his show lasts more than 4 hours he will have to call a doctor.:ROTF:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rich#6 View Post
          Not after taking viagra he doesn't. He has his own music stand. If his show lasts more than 4 hours he will have to call a doctor.:ROTF:

          And then call all his friends to brag about it.

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          • #6
            That's right, keep on chuckling. Us old farts may need a little help, but at least we're not suffering from Lackonookie Disease.
            "POOP"

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            • #7
              Bown Nown nown now. . . "I have an erection" Bown Nown nown now. "It feels soo good" Bown Nown nown now.
              Henrik Danhage Sig Heavy Relic

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              • #8
                I think him holding a Gibson is a subliminal message that you will have sustain forever.:ROTF: Or, at least, 20 seconds. Isn't that an acoustic? I guess he can also play un-plugged.
                Last edited by fett; 09-04-2007, 02:04 PM.
                I am a true ass set to this board.

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                • #9
                  Product placement my friends. Gibson is now big on this...

                  There is a TV commercial for this campaign as well. I'll have to pay attention to the ad to see if all the guitars used are Gibsons...
                  I'm angry because you're stupid

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                  • #10
                    Well, being 57, I will pay particular attention to which guitar Limpus Dickus uses.:ROTF:
                    I am a true ass set to this board.

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                    • #11
                      I'm told that the medical term for this particular condition is "Gibbydick".

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                      • #12
                        I own a Johnson but I don't own a Gibson. "Hey, baby. Do you want to see my Johnson?". That sounds way better than Gibson.
                        Last edited by fett; 09-04-2007, 06:21 PM.
                        I am a true ass set to this board.

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                        • #13
                          OMG!! :ROTF: :ROTF:

                          More reasons to stay with Jacksons and Charvels!!
                          Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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                          • #14
                            There are so many jokes, I've blown my joke fuse. I got nothin.
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                            "Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
                            - Ken M

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
                              That's right, keep on chuckling. Us old farts may need a little help, but at least we're not suffering from Lackonookie Disease.
                              Most of the old guys at work say..."take 1/4 of a pill first time!
                              ' One guy had a hardon for 6 hours!!!

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