Gibson Players Have Limp Dicks!

[VitaminG]

There are so many jokes, I've blown my joke fuse.

at least with viagra, you'll stay hard... even after blowing your "fuse"

[mhalsey]

You guys are too fuckin' much!

[SEEGERMANY]

That's what my girlfriend says!

[jim777]

Old men don't need viagra, they need young women Anyone looking across the bedroom at a 65 year old woman would need some help, whether he's 75 or 25.

[jacksoncsplayer]

Old men don't need viagra, they need young women Anyone looking across the bedroom at a 65 year old woman would need some help, whether he's 75 or 25.

Getting old is going to suck.

[atomic charvel guy]

Viagra is great even if you do not have the need for it, and it has put all of the hussies with sugar daddies back to work and earning their 50k a week allowance going-lol
I love the stuff, it's hard enough to cut diamonds or hit one off the green monster even after firing off a sweaty load!!! It's true-lol

[shreddermon]

A few years ago, I met up with some old high school buddies for a mini-reunion. A spur of the moment kind of thing with only 4 or 5 guys who sort of still keep in touch, though by distance and infrequently.

One thing leads to another and our last stop ends up at this skank-titty bar out in the boonies. Horrid specimens. To make matters worse, the power company was working on the lines nearby, so they didn't have any electricity that night. The only thing worse than rural, ugly skank strippers is rural ugly skank strippers by candlelight!

Anyway, as we're all about to leave (which was relatively quickly), one guy says "Hey, I've got some extra stuff in my trunk that you guys may be interested in". He was a travelling sales rep for a medical outfit. I didn't realize it then, but he must've been with Pfizer at the time because he - literally - had a trunk full of cases of Viagra. Samples for doctor's offices and whatnot. "Take whatever you want" he said. I passed.

[Larz]

That looks like the opening chord for WASP's "Animal / I Fukk Like a Beast".

[Bengal]

Viagra is great even if you do not have the need for it, and it has put all of the hussies with sugar daddies back to work and earning their 50k a week allowance going-lol
I love the stuff, it's hard enough to cut diamonds or hit one off the green monster even after firing off a sweaty load!!! It's true-lol

Why do you want it to say hard after blowing a sweaty load???

Must have never had to piss wearing one of those...

[Chasbo]

Why do you want it to say hard after blowing a sweaty load???...

For the second sweaty load of course!

[Bengal]

For the second sweaty load of course!

Who's got the time for that? I'm lucky if I can find the time for one...

After that, get the fuck away from me...

Kidding... Sort of...

[Chasbo]

Who's got the time for that? I'm lucky if I can find the time for one...

After that, get the fuck away from me...

Haha...Priceless!

[atomic charvel guy]

I like knocking the girls lights out so you get good press and more girls.