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THE NEW BLACKMACHINE DOUCHEMASTER CUSTOM. This guitar is so awesome mortals cant even fathom its awesomeness. Thats why only vampires can play it. When strummed dragons shoot out the fretboard and shit diamonds allover the place and the person playing it is instantly transformed into some guy named sakeido who is apparently the god of all things guitar and knows all. The guitar was crafted from meteorite wood from venus by ancient wizards at the blackmachine castle in 1,000,000,000 bc and time-transported to the present day as a prize for the winner of the worldwide call of duty 4 tournament who is also a HIGHLANDER. this guitar makes everyone who owns a jackson look like a total fag.
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THE NEW BLACKMACHINE DOUCHEMASTER CUSTOM. This guitar is so awesome mortals cant even fathom its awesomeness. Thats why only vampires can play it. When strummed dragons shoot out the fretboard and shit diamonds allover the place and the person playing it is instantly transformed into some guy named sakeido who is apparently the god of all things guitar and knows all. The guitar was crafted from meteorite wood from venus by ancient wizards at the blackmachine castle in 1,000,000,000 bc and time-transported to the present day as a prize for the winner of the worldwide call of duty 4 tournament who is also a HIGHLANDER. this guitar makes everyone who owns a jackson look like a total fag.
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i feel ill -
If it had 22 frets....
I wish my hair-color was EDS :/Comment
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It looks like a flying v ass raped an x-wing fighter.http://www.jacknapalm.com/Comment
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if it only had an OFR._______________________
semi-automatic hate machine...Comment
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LOL, I wish that Sakeido twat could see this. His real name is Cody, and he spends his time being a douchebag on many other forums too, such as sevenstring, harmony central, etc.. What a waste of air.Comment
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I actually think that's a Bush Signature Series Cuise-o-matic.Originally posted by airjamie View PostMy Duncan Designed pickups are way better than Seymour Duncan regular pickups you fanboy.
Yeah...too bad the forum doesn't have a minimum IQ.Comment
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Gee i wish my name was cody...Comment
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Not a fan. Wait...is that a strathead headstock? *slaps self across face*...Of course, of course...it's way gay, I hate it...well, except for the...*slap*...EXCEPT FOR NOTHING!! MUST NOT BUY IT!! Oooo....are those custom pickups?_________________________________________________
"Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
- Ken MComment
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sigh..........If only I were a vampire."You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.Comment
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i became a vampire last night, so now there IS a guitar suitable enough for my vampire-enhanced guitar skills. good. i was a bit depressed about sleeping all day, not being able to enjoy cheeseburgers anymore, and having to play all my (now) inferior jackson guitars.
now i need to go to the builders shop, hypnotize him and he will give me that AWESOME guitar for free....
and if he doesn't, he can join me in hell!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
oh, i gotta go. i just saw a hot chick i want to feed on. i am hoping i can get enough blood from her massive titties.
so long!!!!!GEAR:
some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!
some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!
and finally....
i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!Comment
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Next full moon when I turn into a werewolf again, I am gonna rip out that Blackmachine douche's heart out for not building guitars for werewolves as well. Lycans are tired of all this vampire-coddling bullshit in the luthiery world!
Let's not forget you can drive a Jackson neck right into those faggy vampires' hearts PRECISELY because of the headstock shape that Little Cody Gifford bagged on. Guess we know why he doesn't like it now, huh?
Jackson Guitars - Buffy will dig ya because she can slay vampires with your guitar!
Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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shit!!! at least you live far away from me!!!!
oh, and BTW - that girl's titties gave me LOTS of blood!!!! i am pretty full. i think she liked it too....GEAR:
some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!
some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!
and finally....
i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!Comment
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You're just rubbing it in because vampires can squeeze a girl's tits!
sure a werewolf can do her wolfie-style, but when your thumbs go away you can't squeeze their tits, and pawing at them just isn't the same!
The long tongue and long narrow muzzle kid of make up for it though - and it smells much better with a wolf nose too! AROOOOO!!!!!!Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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