I thought Dean guitars were ugly until...

[thunderhead]

...i saw these...

http://esguitars.com/

''Dare to be different''



...yeah sure mate!

[SEEGERMANY]

awesome

[slash-ed]

That looks like a BC Rich Draco that shat itself.

[SEEGERMANY]

Or a spoiler that fell off of the Batmobile.

[StukaJU87]

horrific

[JACKSONFREAK]

That's a waist of a perfectly good piece of wood. WTF? I think i just threw up a bit in my mouth.

[skorb]

That's a waist of a perfectly good piece of wood. WTF? I think i just threw up a bit in my mouth.

that would be my descr of several guitar makers who populate our universe with generally ass-ugly units

Dean

Moser

BC Rich

yeah that's about that

[Snoogans]

Woo! More fugly teenage gothwank guitars!
Pickups look quite interesting, however.

http://www.gagliopickups.com/index_ita_Fantasma_eng.html

[superbadboy2]

http://esguitars.com/cguitars.html

I just love the quality bolt on 21 fret necks. I bet they came from a squier or something. And the finishes are even better. They are all dull.

[SEEGERMANY]

Looks like more Mustaine inspired creations.

[zeegler]

Craptacular.

The designs look like a 13 year old goth kid drew them on a napkin, and the builder is too lazy to bother with such luxuries as bevels.

[metalhead28]

They all look terrible to me.

And a custom built "heavy metal" guitar with a 21 fret bolt on? What?

I was interested in his prices so I checked out the "instant quote" feature..the prices are ridiculous.

[toejam]

Looks like more Mustaine inspired creations.

But all of the sudden, the Axxion doesn't look that bad. :ROTF:

[Aaronharmon]

That's a waist of a perfectly good piece of wood. WTF? I think i just threw up a bit in my mouth.

I seriously doubt they use "good" wood.

I like this...

"ES Guitars makes new design that have not been seen the music industry in over 20 years."

Well, if the design has was around over twenty years ago, how the fuck is it "new"

[T@rgetDrone]

Looks a lot like the horrible thing that wouldn't quite flush the last time I took a steaming dump. Yep. That just about sums it up.