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  • #2
    I still don't understand why people do that.
    "Dear Dr. Bill,
    I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

    "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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    • #3
      There's a Mexican Standard Strat in a local shop that someone relic'd.
      They took a blow torch to it to burn the paint and it actually cracked the body from the neck plate to the bridge on the bcak of the guitar!!

      They even bruned the back of the neck, and made the skunk stripe raise up out of the neck from the immense heat.

      Then took some 60 and 80 grit to the paint....
      And they want $450.00 for it, I shit you not! I laughed in the guy's face when he asked me if I was interested in it.

      Some people should not own tools...
      'Howling in shadows
      Living in a lunar spell
      He finds his heaven
      Spewing from the mouth of hell'

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      • #4
        you pay a lot for a propper job for a reason.
        no sig.....

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        • #5
          isn't that a rare Kulick finish Fender?
          Hail yesterday

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          • #6
            That must be Patches O'Houlihan's guitar...

            Was it necessary to ruin this guitar? No.
            Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it is sterile, and I like the taste.

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            • #7
              Give it for christmas your kids will love you for it.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by surfreak View Post
                That must be Patches O'Houlihan's guitar...

                Was it necessary to ruin this guitar? No.
                Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it is sterile, and I like the taste.
                AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahaha!!!
                "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                --floydkramer

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                • #9
                  That reminds me of my Pacer Imperial

                  Now THAT is a bad relic job!
                  LOL
                  "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                  --floydkramer

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                  • #10
                    I believe he read Spikey's "How To" book!
                    "POOP"

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                    • #11
                      Hey, it takes years of skill to develop my brand of relic-nique!

                      LOL
                      "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                      --floydkramer

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                      • #12
                        Custom paint (If by custom you mean gone through a wood chipper)
                        Dechromed (He must know my ex-girlfriend. she could dechrome a trailer hitch)
                        Brand New Martin Strings (Oh alright! New strings! At least those I could put on another gutar)
                        In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by eakinj View Post
                          Dechromed (He must know my ex-girlfriend. she could dechrome a trailer hitch)
                          This thread is making my sides sore from laughing
                          "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                          --floydkramer

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
                            isn't that a rare Kulick finish Fender?
                            LOL I think it's from the same family!


                            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                            • #15
                              Wonder if he'll throw in that sweet pic of Elvis
                              Look Up...Get Up...And Never EVER Give Up...

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