What's the new wild card?

[Rich#6]

August 9th is when the new Pro-Mods came out and the website says there will be a new wildcard every 3 months. 3 months was last week.
So where is it Charvel?

[The Rossness]

I'd either like to see a different body wood, Ebony fingerboard, fanned frets or a steve vai-esque tiger claw trem cutout for the floyd. I've been loving my aquq wildcard. Charvel Japan did a great job with it. Its fretted better than one of my style 2 tele's.

[Hellbat]

Fanned frets? Yeah Charvel would be able to sell at least 2 of those...

[The Rossness]

Fanned frets? Yeah Charvel would be able to sell at least 2 of those...

Isn't their new wildcard slogan "anything can happen"?

[Hellbat]

Well if thats the case then I want one that whenever I do a full step bend at the 15th fret on any string, it fires a salvo of live unicorns into the crowd!

[Fender]

No it's anything can happen, as long as its not extravagant or anything other than pick-up combos and finishes...

It's like being a fan of vanilla ice cream and calling yourself daring when you try chocolate...

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

Isn't their new wildcard slogan "anything can happen"?

"'You know, everything happens for a reason.'

And as trite as that sounds, I think it's better to hear it out loud because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like 'You know, anything can happen with a razor.'"

[MarkThomas]

And back to Rich's main point...yes, it has been more than three months, where are the new Charvels?!

[DRM]

Well if thats the case then I want one that whenever I do a full step bend at the 15th fret on any string, it fires a salvo of live unicorns into the crowd!

That's standard on all John Petrucci signature models. That and the killzone switch.

[toejam]

Well if thats the case then I want one that whenever I do a full step bend at the 15th fret on any string, it fires a salvo of live unicorns into the crowd!

I've got that option on my guitar, but it only shoots dead unicorns into the crowd. I wonder if mine is broken. :think:

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

I've got that option on my guitar, but it only shoots dead unicorns into the crowd. I wonder if mine is broken. :think:

You forgot to feed your unicorns!

[toejam]

Oh, you're supposed to feed them?!? My bad.