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Guitar World reviews the new X-serie
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Originally posted by Hellbat View PostHaha, I just posted a thread about how bad this guy is at reviewing 'metal' guitars."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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While watching the review, I could not help but feel like this was as much like a QVC home shopping network presentation as you can get.
I mean look at how he "waves" his hands over the guitars.
I couldn't help but feel like I was shopping for the latest vibrator disguised as a back massager or something.
I even was waiting for the almost Plus size model with the glittery shit to hold one of them while the sales host showed the fit of the device.
All that was missing was a price on the screen, and a countdown of inventory or timed discount.
Thats how pathetic the whole thing was. Oh my f@#king God that was a strange way to show a guitar.An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
A tooth for a tooth means we all eat through a straw.
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Originally posted by horns666 View PostNo shit..that fuck reviewing Jacksons is like me reviewing Banjos.
....'Oh no he's going for the marshmellows again....what...WHAT....he's sticking them up his ass?....WTF.....ahhhh man FFS that is fucking disgusting....oh no...no.....please....
You can't really be jealous of something you can't fathom.
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Originally posted by bombtek View PostWhy? Its's not like the guy doesn't have the chops.-Now....shut up n play yer guitar
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He can play guitar but he can't play a metal riff to save his life. His idea of metal riffing is going to drop d and going chugga-chugga-Da, chugga-chugga-Da-Da.
How about busting out a little Last in Line, Mob Rules, or Bark at the Moon or something. You want to see how to demo a guitar? Watch any fretted americana vid on youtube with Phil X. That dude will rip into Deep Purple or Randy licks on an ES-335 and make it metal.
GTWGITS! - RacerX
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