Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

[Sunbane]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

*shrugs* Whatever.

[toejam]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Originally posted by The Denim Knight:
replace the neck with a pwnage 24 fret american neck?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What's a pwnage?

[Hyperfuzz]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

C'mon T-Jam, weren't you at our secret shredders meeting?

The pwnage's mystery is only exceeded by its power.

[straycat]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

I can't beleive this conversation is happening.Why argue a moot point with a 14 year old "know it all" [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[KarmicApexIntellect]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Is it a testosterone-enhancing, Rogaine-for-the-testicles, meth-for-the-fingers-type thingy? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] ..never heard the term before either, thought it might meaned lost pawned guitar neck bought for a screaming deal [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Originally posted by Hyperfuzz:
C'mon T-Jam, weren't you at our secret shredders meeting?

The pwnage's mystery is only exceeded by its power.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Dammit [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

You guys were supposed to let me know when the next secret shredders meeting was going to be held [img]graemlins/bs.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

It took me all of 3 minutes to learn the handshake and everything [img]graemlins/evilimages/icons/tongue.gif[/img]


Oh yeah, you know, the really high end guitars, Jackson, Charvel, Gibson, Fender, and pawnage [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

What a tool [img]graemlins/evilimages/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Shawn Lutz]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Originally posted by PowerTube:
Easy, guys. Don't give him a reason to unleash the fjooking fjury!

[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">PowerTube thanks for the laugh...I needed that [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Lets cut the guy some slack...the RR3 neck will be fine.

[toejam]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Originally posted by Hyperfuzz:
C'mon T-Jam, weren't you at our secret shredders meeting?

The pwnage's mystery is only exceeded by its power.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn, I missed the meeting and never got the newsletter! [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Originally posted by Black Mariah:
Hey, I don't see anyone jumping up Bill's ass to prove he can play as good as he says. [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I didn't jump "up his ass", but I have challenged Bill several times to make his clips available. I have also questioned his alleged "dick-ripping" abilities. [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] I ain't skeered of no bald-ass, Rob Halford-lookin', huge ego-ownin', Satanist ex-cop on disability! Hee! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Why do I predict this thread being deleted by the Admins [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

So, Ron, tell us how you really feel ya big lug [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Okay, you guys are getting off topic here. This isn't about Bill's ability or lack thereof, this is about some noob punkass b1tch coming in here and talking shit and showing way too much attitude, not to mention an unheard of level of ignorance.

[straycat]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

EGGZAKKLY [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Newc]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Speaking as one who is older than Shred itself, the term "I shred and he's just starting out" is to say "I play with technical accuracy at high speed, but he's a beginner". I have yet to bestow "shred-dom" on those who simply wank or wail. Wanking is musical masturbation with no melodic or rhythmic content - it's all technical ability with no substance, and relies strictly on the "wow" factor; Wailing is a more general term that can be applied to everyone from Segovia to Clapton to Iommi to Prince - melodic and rhythmic, but with the technical ability of Wanking sprinkled in to complement the rest of the song; Shred is the thin line between Wailing and Wanking.

Now, the RR-3 can be modded to accept a 24 fret neck - you have to cut into the neck pocket, thus losing the neck pickup, but it can be done (though I haven't done this myself - yet).

The RR-3 neck is just fine, as is almost any import Jackson (can't vouch for the very bottom models), as long as the whole guitar is set up properly.

And everyone doubted that Word could shred, till he posted a clip of his wanking [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/poke.gif[/img]

Newc

[Steve]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

Originally posted by PowerTube:
Easy, guys. Don't give him a reason to unleash the fjooking fjury!

[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] //Steve

[The Denim Knight]

Re: Ok Newc, help me out with a dildo

I want to try one of those transtesticle men/women now.

[ January 24, 2004, 02:01 AM: Message edited by: Sandman0170 ]