You can also determine if you are a black or a blue guy by what type of ghost movies you like:
"Ghost": Swayze's character's love for his girlfriend burned so intensely that his death could not extinguish it. It features a shirtless Swayze pottery scene. (Blue)
"The Ring": This ghost kicks ass because she likes to rip people's goddamn faces off (Black)
"Casper": Well, this one is all about "friendliness". Great for five-year-olds and guys with blue guitars. (Blue)
"Poltergeist": This ghost? Well, it likes to make people rip their own goddamn faces off (Black)
"Phantom of the Opera": Lots of tender moments in this one. The sissy phantom prolly got his face ripped off by a real ghost. (Blue)
"The Shining": Blue guys need not apply, unless you bring a change of underwear or borrow a set of balls (Black)
"Ghost": Swayze's character's love for his girlfriend burned so intensely that his death could not extinguish it. It features a shirtless Swayze pottery scene. (Blue)
"The Ring": This ghost kicks ass because she likes to rip people's goddamn faces off (Black)
"Casper": Well, this one is all about "friendliness". Great for five-year-olds and guys with blue guitars. (Blue)
"Poltergeist": This ghost? Well, it likes to make people rip their own goddamn faces off (Black)
"Phantom of the Opera": Lots of tender moments in this one. The sissy phantom prolly got his face ripped off by a real ghost. (Blue)
"The Shining": Blue guys need not apply, unless you bring a change of underwear or borrow a set of balls (Black)
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