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  • Shitty Soloist

    I was taking pics of this Lightning Sky Soloist when in the background you can see a chick walking her dog. Only he's not being walked, he's taking a dump! Check it out. What are the odds of that happening?! What a shitty Soloist!

    "Got a crazy feeling I don't understand,
    Gotta get away from here.
    Feelin' like I shoulda kept my feet on the ground
    Waitin' for the sun to appear..."

  • #2
    I'm always amazed by how much people here care to the details! Damn I just replied wilkinsi's "are these scallops identical??" thread now I'm looking at a dog taking a dump 30 metres behind a soloist! Hope the times we're going to talk about guitars is near
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    • #3
      Well, yeah, but what are the odds?!
      "Got a crazy feeling I don't understand,
      Gotta get away from here.
      Feelin' like I shoulda kept my feet on the ground
      Waitin' for the sun to appear..."

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      • #4
        "64 to 1" is my guess

        I mean; Out of every 64 people who's taking a picture of his lightining sky Jackson Sl2h with a non-logoed bridge humbucker while the switch is on the neck position, 1 person must be witnessing a dog taking a dump in the background

        Clear enough?
        Check my bands!
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        www.myspace.com/sinif64
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        • #5
          Did she pick it up?
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by NextInLine View Post
            "64 to 1" is my guess

            I mean; Out of every 64 people who's taking a picture of his lightining sky Jackson Sl2h with a non-logoed bridge humbucker while the switch is on the neck position, 1 person must be witnessing a dog taking a dump in the background

            Clear enough?

            Yeah, I can see that, but what are the odds of the chick who is walking the dog wearing a red shirt??? Ths is spooky.
            Bored Joe???
            My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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            • #7
              oops sorry...it's a chick, so it's not a "shirt"...it's a "top".
              Just wanted to clear that up.
              My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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              • #8
                Jackson
                So Heavy Your Neighbors Dog Will Shit!!

                750xl, 88LE, AT1, Roswell Pro, SG-X, 4 others...
                Stilletto Duece 1/2 Stack, MkIII Mini-Stack, J-Station, 12 spaces of misc rack stuff, Sonar 4, Event 20/20, misc outboard stuff...

                Why do I still want MORE?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                  Did she pick it up?
                  Like Divine did in Pink Flamingos.

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                  • #10
                    Even better, what are the odds she'll be taking a shit!
                    :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

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                    • #11
                      That would not have happened if you had a Hercules stand...
                      The only solution to GAS is DEATH...

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                      • #12
                        That turd sticking out his @$$ looks like its over a foot long !!!

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                        • #13
                          sorry for the off-topic reply, but I would really like to own that guitar

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                          • #14
                            It's been a while since we had a good dump-poo-shit thread here, thumbs-up on that one

                            Don't put that pic on eBay though. That dog will sue you.
                            Henrik
                            AUDIOZONE.DK - a guitar site for the Jackson and Charvel fan

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by nor View Post
                              Jackson
                              So Heavy Your Neighbors Dog Will Shit!!

                              you should work in advertising...
                              Hail yesterday

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