The NEW Cockdragon. :lol

[Leftyzrule580]

I think it looks nice except for the close nearest foot looks a little wonky.

I think it would look NICER if she was doing the reverse cowgirl on the back of the Cockdragon - that would be friggin' sweeeeeeet.

I very much agree

[Vass]

i think it looks nice except for the close nearest foot looks a little wonky.

I think it would look nicer if she was doing the reverse cowgirl on the back of the cockdragon - that would be friggin' sweeeeeeet.

AXEWIELDER! To the USA forum! STAT!

[Learn Guitars]

Mike,
You did that design?

Question for you. With those heels, how is she going to land that jump?
Seems like she would break a foot.

Its gonna be a tough landing. But with tits like that, shes gonna be fine.
On a side note, if your cock looks like that, please get it checked out.

[V-man]

Wow, what an unfortunate attempt at perception.

[wilkinsi]

Something's wrong.... where's Axeweilder? Orly? Orrrrrly?? ............ ORLY!!!

[tonemonster]

OK, OK, I am obviously out of the loop here...... wahts the "cockdragon" you guys speak of? a bad graphic on a guitar? pics???

[Davey]

well.. the reason she has her legs so far apart is not cos she's a 'heroine' or 'villian' doing a split in mid air.. it's cos she's got an invisible dildo in her right hand and is about to use it

[Axewielder]

AXEWIELDER! To the USA forum! STAT!

Hey I like this guitar, I can't see waking up the dragon. Oiled neck, too. Ok no oil jokes!!

[Vass]

Hey I like this guitar, I can't see waking up the dragon. Oiled neck, too. Ok no oil jokes!!

I like it too. That's not the issue.

The issue is the Cock Dragon needs to ride again. Or in this case....

[tonemonster]

OK, does anyone have pics of this guitar so I can see the joke??

[roodyrocker]

Vass, that is the best, most artistic review of it that I've ever read on here and it makes perfect sense. That was awesome

At least that looks like what it's supposed to be....some superhero woman doing an airborne split. You've got to separate the decision (Hey! I want a superhero woman doing an airborne split!) from the execution....which is actually not bad. The artist was given a task. The artist completed that task.

The horrible, majestic beauty that is the cockdragon springs (pun intended) from several sources- First is the fact that the requested artwork was simple. Almost pedestrian. "Put a dragon on my guitar". By itself that wouldn't mean much, but it's the EXECUTION of that request that makes it magic.

We must assume, in a sane world, that THE GUITAR OWNER REQUESTED A DRAGON. Technically he got what he asked for, but he also got so much more. He got a cock dragon. He got a COCK DRAGON that stretched clear across the lower hemisphere of the guitar. He got a COCK DRAGON that stretched clear across the lower hemisphere of the guitar that was colored yellow and has a vein.

And heaven help us, it was smiling. The friggin Cock Dragon, yellow, stretching, veined, was smiling.

The power and horror, just a few dabs of pigment suspended in a base, layed thinly across a simple instrument of wood, steel, and anger, is what makes the Cock Dragon legend.


I view this one like I view that tentacle hetai rape Soloist that's been on E-Bay for the last couple weeks at about a grand. It's well executed...as far as tentacle rape guitar artwork goes. But you've got a real limited audience. I think many potential buyers are working the cost of a total refin into their buying price.


Vass

[Ben...]

Something's wrong.... where's Axeweilder? Orly? Orrrrrly?? ............ ORLY!!!

Oh jeez.

[RacerX]

I will be more cock conscious. LOL

Dude, I think the problem was...you were being too cock conscious...

[tonemonster]

SO Is anyone going to clue me in on the original joke here? what was the original cockdragon guitar?

[surfreak]

At least that looks like what it's supposed to be....some superhero woman doing an airborne split. You've got to separate the decision (Hey! I want a superhero woman doing an airborne split!) from the execution....which is actually not bad. The artist was given a task. The artist completed that task.

The horrible, majestic beauty that is the cockdragon springs (pun intended) from several sources- First is the fact that the requested artwork was simple. Almost pedestrian. "Put a dragon on my guitar". By itself that wouldn't mean much, but it's the EXECUTION of that request that makes it magic.

We must assume, in a sane world, that THE GUITAR OWNER REQUESTED A DRAGON. Technically he got what he asked for, but he also got so much more. He got a cock dragon. He got a COCK DRAGON that stretched clear across the lower hemisphere of the guitar. He got a COCK DRAGON that stretched clear across the lower hemisphere of the guitar that was colored yellow and has a vein.

And heaven help us, it was smiling. The friggin Cock Dragon, yellow, stretching, veined, was smiling.

The power and horror, just a few dabs of pigment suspended in a base, layed thinly across a simple instrument of wood, steel, and anger, is what makes the Cock Dragon legend.


I view this one like I view that tentacle hetai rape Soloist that's been on E-Bay for the last couple weeks at about a grand. It's well executed...as far as tentacle rape guitar artwork goes. But you've got a real limited audience. I think many potential buyers are working the cost of a total refin into their buying price.


Vass

Greatest Post Ever.

Thank you Vass, I mean it.