The NEW Cockdragon. :lol

[Eddie_van_trailerpark]

It's one of the Freudian-like "gay ink-blot tests". Your conscious mind sees a chick and your subconscious mind is like "big whopping weiner!". The subconscious sends the message via your hypothalimus to your pineal gland which secretes either homocreatin or anti-homocreatin. There you have it. It's also called the Joe Camel effect.

One way or another it reminds me of thing with the fat kid in Superbad that was "sitting around all day....draw pictures of dicks"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=400GbmF92sA

[adoxtater]

And heaven help us, it was smiling. The friggin Cock Dragon, yellow, stretching, veined, was smiling.

Vass! That post was EPIC. :ROTF: So vivid it conjured up my own deeply buried visions of the infamous Cock Dragon guitar itself. OMG THE HORROR! And then... THEN... THIS HAPPENS.... (as it always does in Cock Dragon threads...

You had to do it didn't you, dude? You just HAD to do it I'll be sending my psychiatric bill to you. PM me you address LOL

maybe they need to do a limited edition cockdragon?? a short run of 25 or something. get a special case for them that has scales instead of tolex........

If they were to do it, it would have to be done in baritone scale. I said good day!



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[Axewielder]

If we're to do a limited cock dragon run, it just has to be my personal favorite, the "Daydream of the Cock Dragon" Rhoads (dug up from the bowels of the Axewielder archives)

[Grandturk]

If we're to do a limited cock dragon run, it just has to be my personal favorite, the "Daydream of the Cock Dragon" Rhoads (dug up from the bowels of the Axewielder archives)

That, Sir, is awesome. No, I mean AWESOME!!!

[tonemonster]

OK, so thats two in for a cockdragon limited run. only 23 more to go. should we have them airbrush some herpes sores on it too?

I still think a scale covered case would be proper.

mabye the headstock of the guitar should be purple.

[Grandturk]

Maybe if the cockdragon was kind of hanging flaccidly down from he top bout down between the two pickups - red dimarzios maybe...

[tonemonster]

I dont think a flaccid cockdragon would sell. its just not marketable.

[salmonella]

Hmmm, Axewielder ... that dragon has a chronic case of Peyronies disease.

[themisfit138]

If we're to do a limited cock dragon run, it just has to be my personal favorite, the "Daydream of the Cock Dragon" Rhoads (dug up from the bowels of the Axewielder archives)

This is Damn funny. We should get a limited run going.

[J.C. Harrist]

I was wondering why the bandwidth limit on my Ripway account was being exceeded. :think:


Then it dawned on me. Someone probably linked my Cockdragon pictures on the JCF!

[tonemonster]

This is Damn funny. We should get a limited run going.

Nobody is going to pay money for that.

[rr_is_alive]

:ROTF:funniest thread EVER