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Any info on the new EVH guitars. I saw a couple pics posted from NAMM. Looks just like the Peavey but with a cut out headstock. Any info on price or expected arrival?
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Ugly as sin, just like the EBMM and the Peaveys.
They may play like butter, whatever, I've had better. But they are FUGLY as a kick in the nutz.
I am not that superficial, but damn! can't he make them a bit more palatable.
Look at it this way.... you see this chick it has a horse face. I mean a Clydesdale is Ms. Universe compared to her. But she's got a half deformed cottage cheese ass, saggy tits, man hands and crusty feet. But she bangs like a porn star.
How long before you get over the incredible humping and start noticing the Blackie Lawless looks and are embrassed to take her out of the laundry closet for people to see her.
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nice. I happen to like the EBMM and the Wolfgang and am anxious to try the new version.
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:ROTF:
Not that I agree with Joe, but gotta love the hate.
To get back to the question. NO, there is no info on these, no date, no price. It probably is safe to assume it's a basswood body with a maple cap. Probably pays and sounds pretty much like the Wolfgang.Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you yunick jelly thou!Comment
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No hate here guys, honestly.
I just think they are incredibly unatractive guitars and totally understand some people like them. Hey Basking Robbins had it right offering all kinds of flavors for Ice Cream.
Just fuck ass ugly guitars that Ed obviously designed while drunk out of his ass. Just my opinion.Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.Comment
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Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post I have to agree with Joe. I had a EBMM and a beaut of a Wolfgang (nice top and played great). I never played them much. They just sat in their cases in the closet. I finally sold them. They were to ugly to be seen with!
Tone is like Art: Your opinion is valid. Listen, learn, have fun, draw your own conclusions.Comment
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ugly,for people with smaller hands and more than likely going to be $1500 over priced like all other EVH crap.Comment
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I always though this design was one of the better 'new' designs over the last 20 years or so.http://www.jacknapalm.com/Comment
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Me too but then again I don't like Les Pauls either.Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
PLAY TILL U DIE !!!
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Looks like a tele fucked a les paul.Comment
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Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
Come on J! They're not that bad. Certainly not stabbed poo territory like you are suggesting. I have a EBMM and I love it. It is hands down one of my best players and not bad looking either. It's no quilt top PRS but what else is?
"You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.Comment
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Jose - Have you ever considered doing standup? :ROTF:Special deals for JCF members on Jackson/Charvel, Suhr, Anderson, Nash, Splawn, Bogner, LSL, Ibanez, Diezel, Friedman, Bad Cat, 3rd Power, Dr. Z, ENGL and more. FREE SHIPPING! 0% FINANCING!Comment
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i can't figure out why they didn't keep the peavey headstock. EVH actually has a patent on it. the new one looks like shit.Comment
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The advantage is the new headstock can double as a bottle opener.Comment
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Jose - you bust me up!!!!!:ROTF:Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
(and this is from someone with a Kramer, EBMM, PV Wolf, and 3 EVH's!!)
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