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I'd like to know why gravity has more effect on my balls than my pud. It's not just baffling, it's damned depressing... 
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I get the same effect in the showerOriginally posted by horns666 View Post"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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This is crazy !!!
I was just laying on the floor, watchin' the news. So, I pulled my shorts down..obviously.
So I'm lookin' at my tid and bits. When I'm laying on my right side, my junk is resting on my right thigh. When I'm laying on the left side, it's layin' on my left thigh. Then the weather girl came on.. suddenly my junk defied the laws of physics."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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That happens to me too, but only on the Spanish channel.Comment
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Yeah...I was just talkin' 'bout..., and here you izzzz.Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I know. My dad told me these days would come. Now I'm tellin' my kid....who fwaps away like no tommorrow to latino porn. These are facts!Originally posted by dg View PostI'd like to know why gravity has more effect on my balls than my pud. It's not just baffling, it's damned depressing...
In fact! I bust his balls EVERY-FUGGIN-DAY because his goil is latino. Hey, she's pretty..I get it. But, I am an "old school" dago father. 100% AKA Dago w/papers. I'd like to keep it this way. But we're one hump away from breaking tradition.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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no shit hey? I mean wow.... there are frickin HOT weather women everywhere you look now! its cool as shit. Good thing Al Roker is near retirement otherwise he wouldnt have to look for a different career path, he is the wrong gender and way too ugly to be a weather person in this day and age.Originally posted by horns666 View Post"clean sounds are for pussies" - AxewielderComment
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....and this is why I quit doing my Angus Young impression on the stage floor.
I want to go out nice and peaceful in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and hollering like the passengers in his car.
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When I lay on my tummy..The Dark Marsupial flattens out like a deflated Whoopi-cusion...and it makes the same noise."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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