Dont buy any Marshmellow Peeps from Horns666!!!!!!!!!!

[Cygnus X1]

Deep-fry them!

You can deep fry nearly anything and it will be a treat fit for a King.
It will reconstitute those Peeps into the texture they once were, and sanitize them all at once.
Thank me, I am the Great Reconciliator Guy.
(Take that...Ron).

[javert]

Okay, I think I know what's going on here.... During Horns' absence, Tonemonster confessed he doesn't like Uli and somehow Horns found out.

[z1n]

Deep-fry them!

You can deep fry nearly anything and it will be a treat fit for a King.
It will reconstitute those Peeps into the texture they once were, and sanitize them all at once.
Thank me, I am the Great Reconciliator Guy.
(Take that...Ron).

Yes yes you can do this! I figured that's what Tone wanted them for considering they were stale to begin with. Fry them and move on! Lesson learned

[RacerX]

now Ronnie,

That's Rotten Ronnie to you!

[axmann]

Hey Cowboy, I like the trem stop idea. I will disclose that one is inside the trem cavity if I do sell the guitar though. Do they make titanium peeps? Someone let that dude know at Floyd Upgrades that this could put him over the top.

[tonemonster]

That's Rotten Ronnie to you!

Yes sir.

[dvscool]

i think i just busted a nut....you guys rule

[CowboyFromHell]

Why do I picture some peep-shaped fret markers in someone's future?

[vector]

Props. Even I had a good laugh...

[tonemonster]

Why do I picture some peep-shaped fret markers in someone's future?

now THAT would be cool.

[wilkinsi]

Bill wanted to make sure he wasn't the only one with da shitz. Hey Bill, can you send a ton of those to my workplace? That flu epidemic didn't work.

[axmann]

I could have used a guitar body made entirely of peeps. Back in the late 70's, when we hit the drum solo doing a boring and even longer rendition of In a Gadda Da Vida, I could have snacked on the upper horn of my Les Peep Junior.With all that sugary goodness and delicious synthetic yellow #5 coloring, it would have been like chugging two quarts of original Mountain Dew.

[CowboyFromHell]

The Smithsonian has filed lawsuit today suing for possession of the mummified peeps. On a related note the SPCP (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Peeps) is filing a 20 million dollar class action lawsuit against Horns666 for cruel and unusual treatment of peeps. NATO is looking into allegations of torture and unlawful detention of peeps as well as international transfer of peeps for the intended purpose of slavery.

[Nimitz]

[tonemonster]

The Smithsonian has filed lawsuit today suing for possession of the mummified peeps. .

well thats totally going to fuck over Gibson then, cuz I heard they were experimenting making fretboards out of mummified peeps since they cant use rosewood anymore.