possible scam, old member- chuckracer

[atomic charvel guy]

i am the principal owner of robinhood guitars. we steal from the rich and give to, well , me. we sack collections as i get all the stratheads, and the pointies and jacksons go to the workers. chuck racer, who has shown fine upstanding behavior, and who also happens to be one of my high officers, has not produced any spoils in quite some time. he is either subbing the work out on the side, or just keeping the spoils for himself. or, what i am most afraid of, lost his once dastardly thick as thieves ways and become too honest for the operation. he is now fired, and i am now taking applications now for his highly desired position. i'm sure he'll show up here denying all this but i have my informants. i'll miss you chuck, but you gotta go for now. show me something, dazzle me, and maybe we can work this out.

tommy

[wulfe13]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] So how do I send in my resume??? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[toejam]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

I'm in. Do I get to wear tights? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Firebird V]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

lmfao -ok. Now we are back to normal!

[Chuckracer]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

Ugh! Be careful what you wish for Toejam! Them tights itch like mad in places I didn't know I had...well, places!

Sir Tommy of Loxely, I have found nothing worthy of your riches, your heinie-ass. Really! I've been trouncing, raping and pillaging my little heart out, and all I can come up with is a few re-badged Schecters, VH striped uke and a couple GMWs!
Chucksplatter! He's the one who has been holding out on you!! He's the one!! It wasn't me, oh lord!!
Please don't cut me from the squad!

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

chuck splatter is no longer with us, he was given a choice between a quick death or banishment to the kramer woods forever. he took the quick death. we must have a sit down racer, i don't like what i have been informed of. somebody has to watch out for this fine movement called robinhood guitars. ya know? where and when? how about at the bridge by the river floyd? say around 7 p.m.? my heart is breaking, show me i am being misled.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

i was on to the splatter once he came out with his own website. he's toast and his collection has been, well, recollected.

[Chuckracer]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

I'll be there. Sir Tommy Of Loxely.
I shall bring the EVH striped Ukelele as a token of good faith, and I promise not to play ANY Tiny Tim songs this time.
Do not believe the lies and gossip being whispered by the townsfolk, for they know not what they speak.
I'm holding... =)

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

at the bridge racer, where charwood meets san dimasham.
come alone.

[Chuckracer]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

How shall I know Ye?
How do I know this is not an ambush?
I heard what you did to Splatter...
Heck, who's left if you do away with me? [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

you shall know by my banshee-like brotherhood hurricane hippo hollar. either that or the hypodermic hangin' out of my arm [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
see you then sargeant. reports will follow.

[toejam]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

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Ugh! Be careful what you wish for Toejam! Them tights itch like mad in places I didn't know I had...well, places!


[/ QUOTE ]
Okay, no tights for me then. I guess my black Rob Halford Chaps will have to do.

[SEEGERMANY]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

Do you hire the elderly? Do you mind if I only build Koa products? Finally, does it matter that I only know how to use a hammer, Phillips head, and retractable tape measure?

[Subvamp]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

Alas, I only go near a screwdriver is the vodka is Russian and the orange juice freshly squeezed... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Chuckracer]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

Jeez...you three are NOT helping my chances one bit... [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]