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'tis a good morning my bretheren. the friar chuckracer
scandle has been put to rest. he remains my "highest" ranking officer and all is well. there was much rejoicing last night in charwood. the troops are happy, everyone's bellies are full of mutton and ale, and new sackable collection leads have been forwarded to my possession.
there was a moment of silence for one of our fallen leaders
chucksplatter as he unfortunately scored too much and became the hunted instead of the hunter.
positions are always open in this army, and advancement is all up to you as your performance will dictate your rise to power.
germandeath- you are my new wood chipper. you will throw all ibenhads, kramers,owners of sacked collections, and deserters through the aforementioned machinery.
toejam-you're my new shock officer. simply show your manboobs and the people we steal from will be frozen and an easy target.
as i said, positions are open at all times, PM me and i'll come up with a title.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
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