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hey chuckles,
did you hand out the passes for the after party at atomic books, casino, and house of anacin?
i'm tickled to pieces that what i was told about you was
all balderdash and poppycock. now, about those passes...
Heh. Yeah, I handed them out all right. I used your time proven method of hanging around the parking lot of strip clubs at closing time.
I think you will be pleased, Sire.
Yes, I too am very happy you bought...whoops! I mean, we worked it all out, too.
I kinda like the way those tights make me feel...all kinda funny and stuff!
the tights have been abolished, we wear dirty leather pants a la jim morrison now. i got sick of getting laughed at, didn't you? now maybe people will start to realize that
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
I, TËKKŸ the Bruce have missed this chance to rid Charwood forest of this band of murauders! But I doth not quit! At leatht until thith lithp goth away...
you can't get me, i'm running this fiasco.
The Bruce is upset for we sacked a large and beautiful collection while he was on vacation and he received none of the spoils. get your ass to charwood and gear up for the next pillaging. it's forecasted to be in the new england territory.
Zerberus, what news of the north from Germany? my army has been marching for days and i need to know if we will have to continue in that direction.
Sire, my scouts in the New of England tell me the target's security is easily breached.
I will make a scouting run first hand my self and see if this is true.
Meanwhile, I am making a second scouting run on another collection this weekend, though so stratheads so far.
excellent work Friar. i paid a fair sized chest of dubloons
for the work schedule of a certain collection owner who i have newly targeted this morning. his job requires him to be on call as he is paged at all times of the day, and guess who has his pager number now?-lol
fresh horses for the men FriarChuck!!! we'll be fat again by tonite. don't forget the E-Z Widers this time!!
**snicker snicker snicker** These lunks will won't discover the Trojan Charvel until it's too late. By that time they'll be in my clutches! Muhahahahahahahaha
get back to work!!! we gave you an extra two weeks off
for the anger management remember? you're scaring me. especially at this time we must have no kinks in the armor as we embark with this army and experience our finest hour.
lines from the movie "drunkheart"-
assessing the armies ready to depart...
FriarChuckracer-"we're missing many troops Sire, what will we do?The nobles will not support us,The Bruce has not shown up?"
Atomic of Loxley-"we don't need the nobles Friar, worry not, they'l show, and so will The Bruce"
fukk, the coffee with the thorazine drip this morning was really good.
Atomic of Loxley- " [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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