possible scam, old member- chuckracer

[Chuckracer]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

Tommy, I needeth you to sign an Apporval Of Sacketh form so we can do some side work, if you don't mind a CS Jacksoneth or two...

http://www.jcfonline.com/ubbthreads/...fpart=1#317790

Scroll down a little...eth...

[Tekky]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

1-am i a low flying buzzard, willing to take the easy road in life at every chance?
On this road doth there be a place to shaketh thine weasel? If thine answer is yea, then yea, I shall be willing-eth.

2-do i mind being in the company of reckless abandon and debauchery?
Is Reckless Abandon the redhead or is that Debauchery? Either way if the wench puts out and doesn't mention it to my fiance, then I'm witheth her. (I fear thine fiance's frying-pan)

3-can i step on the back of another to promote my gain?
If the other is laying on his stomach in front of my amp again, then you bet your sweet dupa I'm gonna step on his back to promote my gain-eth!

I am TËKKŸ the Bruce and I approve this post...

[ApeDosMil]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

recap on what the fvck is going on here?

[HuntinDoug]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

Me thinks that ye are...well...Merry Men of the forest. All ye talk of "Man boobs", "rejoicing in the morning", "wood chippers", and "bellies full of Mutton" makes me think this be a "nay-ask...nay-tell" band of bretheren. Straightway mine ears hear that "positions are always open in this army, and advancement is all up to you as your performance will dictate your rise to power"....Ye fearless leader tells. Do tell Sir....rise?

Eye must say Ye.... Mine appointment lies with the fair maidens of the forest...not the "wood chippers". Eye hunt for this and Eye hunt for that. But Eye fear ye seek a different prey than Eye. If Eye have misjudged Thee...Eye pray Thee to forgive.

Best of luck to Ye and your kind. Eye shall see Thee, and thy Bretheren in the Forest of NAMM.

Sir >>--HuntinDoug-->

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

dougeth,

as i have the dubious honor of running this show, i must completely assure you and all that there is n'er a shortage of curvacious whisker bisquit in the robinhood guitar camp.

[HuntinDoug]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

AhhhhYes...Alasss Mine ears have been deceived. My apologies my good Man. Eye feel much safer now hunting the forests as Eye knowith that none of Ye...Are after "Me-whiskers" -or- "Me-buiskets".

Perhaps then we will meet someday.... in the Forests of NAMM....Where everything is new...and shimmers with gold. Where we may sup together...but not on "mutton"...because Eye know not what that is...and the sound thereof, scares me.

Until that day....Godspeed, and shread not lightly Sir Guy of Atomic Charvel.

>>--HuntinDoug-->

[Tekky]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

May your fingers be nimble on the fretboard my kind friend.

[Budman68]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

[ QUOTE ]
AhhhhYes...Alasss Mine ears have been deceived. My apologies my good Man. Eye feel much safer now hunting the forests as Eye knowith that none of Ye...Are after "Me-whiskers" -or- "Me-buiskets".

Perhaps then we will meet someday.... in the Forests of NAMM....Where everything is new...and shimmers with gold. Where we may sup together...but not on "mutton"...because Eye know not what that is...and the sound thereof, scares me.

Until that day....Godspeed, and shread not lightly Sir Guy of Atomic Charvel.

>>--HuntinDoug-->

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="aqua">I don't know about anyone else but Doug has this speech nailed! [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

Kinda reminds me of a Pirate!

"ARRR ya scurvy skullfukker!! Har har har har!!" </font>

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

atomic retard comes swinging in on a rope,
"welcome to charwood forest,
we are loyal to king wayne and prince grover around these parts. hand over your horses, wallets, jewelry, automatic weapons,strings, bridges,floyds,paf's,and most importantly
your sub-machine guns and your charvies. if you do not have
a charvy in your possession but lead us to one you will be given an ibanez and a quick death. if you are caught hording or harboring charvies that you do not tell us about, well then you will suffer by having to listen to my cd as you beg for a quick death. Tracy of san dimasham, you are hereby guilty of having the best charvy collection in the land and must fork them over immediately or i will impose the highest sentence
in charwood, an old edict from many years ago. refuse to comply and you will have to listen to me play a carlo robelli through a micro fender amp, causing bleeding of the ears and eyes and a most certain and pro-longed death. now, where's
Laid Marion, i need to see if she's all natural, err original.(that is, does the carpet match the drapes-lol)
tommy

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

Re: possible scam, old member- chuckracer

F*cked in the head-eth!!