Hockey In St. Louis...

[Strangletooth]

Yup, it's about that time boys and girls! WOOHOO!!!

With that said, I have a Penthouse Suite for the 10-10 Blues game against the Kings, it's a Saturday night and I have 4 seats left I believe, maybe 6, not sure but at least 4.

I paid a grand for 12 people and 2 parking passes (charity auction) so if anyone's interested, shoot me a PM, $90 a head I believe it comes out to, and we also get 2 cases of beer with it, there's a few non drinkers going, so we should be cool on the beer front.

Let me know if any of you local boys are interested.

~P

[atomic charvel guy]

what kind of beer?-lol
I'd love to go to a Blues game with you. They have the coolest Jersey in hockey, always loved that logo.
Atomic Books Strangle Blues line by the numbers-
1-$90.00 a head
2-48 complimentary beers, that's 4 each. A few nondrinkers going makes 12 more beers for the leftover 9 drinkers as a few usually designates 3-lol
3-Pat pays my roundtrip flight of approx. $485.00 from L.A.
4-Pat in order to save money on lodging, makes mistake of putting me up in his house.
5-Pat sees that I am on an even more childish level than his own children, as we break nice things while playing in the house.
6-Pat's wife shrewdly gets me a hotel room as the cost will be less.
7-Tommy falls off the wagon in St. Louis at Blues game, original two cases of beer are increased to 6 cases, not complimentary.
8-Pat gets "strangled" by wife after philandering with Tommy, and blues tickets packages are only allowed if i'm not going.

Total cost from Tommy to Strangle Family- $1,685.00 plus the $1,000.00 for the tickets comes to $2,685.00
i'm ready............................

[Shawn Lutz]

would be cool if the Blues were actually playing an NHL team....lol

[atomic charvel guy]

oh i left out a bunch of shit.............
Added charges, both monetary and criminal not mentioned in above post-
JCF'ers Shawnny boy Lutz, Rupe, Razor, Cliff Claven, JK, Spivonius, Lefty Bob and Hellbat all fly in for said game.
Shawn, donning his Wings jersey attracts attention not only from the group but all the fans, spawning some heated words. Rupe and Razor are in attendance in "Black and Yellow" Penguin Stryper spandex outfits thumping their chests in a bragging way.
The 6 cases of beer go down before the end of the first period. Tommy, now drunk for the first time in ages is spewing out statements such as "1994 was the last "real" season in hockey" prompting a nose to nose argument with Hellbat. Shawn is busy deflecting taunts from Rupe and Razor. JK is so drunk he thinks he's at a Yankee game. Spivonius is screaming that the Flyers have no goaltending and that the Penguins suck. Cliff Claven, distraught over the end of the beer supply, takes the Black and Yellow Shakespeare fishing 'Ugly Stick" brought by Razor and starts to cast it into the crowd trying to hook a beer vendor in our direction. Nobody knows what Lefty Bob is talking about-lol, Pat has now joined into every argument that's going on
to the dismay of his local friends who decide to leave. As they are walking down the steps to the portal, they look back at the frenzied section and merely say-"what a bunch of a fukking assholes", Cliff hooks a security guard by accident, the group is now in a struggle against many security guards. All are escorted to out of the building and sent to jail.
Everyone points at Tommy in front of the judge the next morning, the Judge agrees completely, everyone is set free, Tommy's outstanding warrants in L.A. get him expedited right back there.
Tommy calls Pat for bail money from L.A., Pat wires 4,790.00 to the L.A. District court. Tommy is set free.
with the bail wire it comes to $7,475.00, with $4,790.00 possibly returned if i show up at court.
So when and where for this thing???????

[Strangletooth]

what kind of beer?-lol
I'd love to go to a Blues game with you. They have the coolest Jersey in hockey, always loved that logo.
Atomic Books Strangle Blues line by the numbers-
1-$90.00 a head
2-48 complimentary beers, that's 4 each. A few nondrinkers going makes 12 more beers for the leftover 9 drinkers as a few usually designates 3-lol
3-Pat pays my roundtrip flight of approx. $485.00 from L.A.
4-Pat in order to save money on lodging, makes mistake of putting me up in his house.
5-Pat sees that I am on an even more childish level than his own children, as we break nice things while playing in the house.
6-Pat's wife shrewdly gets me a hotel room as the cost will be less.
7-Tommy falls off the wagon in St. Louis at Blues game, original two cases of beer are increased to 6 cases, not complimentary.
8-Pat gets "strangled" by wife after philandering with Tommy, and blues tickets packages are only allowed if i'm not going.

Total cost from Tommy to Strangle Family- $1,685.00 plus the $1,000.00 for the tickets comes to $2,685.00
i'm ready............................

:ROTF::ROTF:

Do you prefer the red eye?

[Hellbat]

This sounds like a good time.

Live hockey in box seats with a bunch of people : $90 a head
Live hockey with a bunch of drunken JCF goons : Priceless.



Unfortunately the communte will kill me. If it was a Canucks game the temptation would be strooong.

I could wear a Canucks Courtnall or Ronning sweater to really piss off the StL fans hehe.

[clifffclaven]

oh i left out a bunch of shit.............
Added charges, both monetary and criminal not mentioned in above post-
JCF'ers Shawnny boy Lutz, Rupe, Razor, Cliff Claven, JK, Spivonius, Lefty Bob and Hellbat all fly in for said game.
Shawn, donning his Wings jersey attracts attention not only from the group but all the fans, spawning some heated words. Rupe and Razor are in attendance in "Black and Yellow" Penguin Stryper spandex outfits thumping their chests in a bragging way.
The 6 cases of beer go down before the end of the first period. Tommy, now drunk for the first time in ages is spewing out statements such as "1994 was the last "real" season in hockey" prompting a nose to nose argument with Hellbat. Shawn is busy deflecting taunts from Rupe and Razor. JK is so drunk he thinks he's at a Yankee game. Spivonius is screaming that the Flyers have no goaltending and that the Penguins suck. Cliff Claven, distraught over the end of the beer supply, takes the Black and Yellow Shakespeare fishing 'Ugly Stick" brought by Razor and starts to cast it into the crowd trying to hook a beer vendor in our direction. Nobody knows what Lefty Bob is talking about-lol, Pat has now joined into every argument that's going on
to the dismay of his local friends who decide to leave. As they are walking down the steps to the portal, they look back at the frenzied section and merely say-"what a bunch of a fukking assholes", Cliff hooks a security guard by accident, the group is now in a struggle against many security guards. All are escorted to out of the building and sent to jail.
Everyone points at Tommy in front of the judge the next morning, the Judge agrees completely, everyone is set free, Tommy's outstanding warrants in L.A. get him expedited right back there.
Tommy calls Pat for bail money from L.A., Pat wires 4,790.00 to the L.A. District court. Tommy is set free.
with the bail wire it comes to $7,475.00, with $4,790.00 possibly returned if i show up at court.
So when and where for this thing???????

this would be good.

[atomic charvel guy]

I have one word for all of this- Exemplary

[Hellbat]

Hey I can be reasonable about the 94 playoffs. It is still the most exciting playoffs I can ever remember. The wrong team won game 7, but otherwise it was fabulous playoff/series.

[Shawn Lutz]

94 eh? I remember a captain crying like a little school girl lol. I think that opened the door to the wussification of the NHL. I think Messier cries during douche commercials now a days too

[atomic charvel guy]

brian leetch baby!!!!!! first American to win the conn smythe!!!
34 points that playoff season, and he was a defenseman.

[clifffclaven]

94 eh? I remember a captain crying like a little school girl lol. I think that opened the door to the wussification of the NHL. I think Messier cries during douche commercials now a days too

nah, there were plenty of euros in the nhl by then..

[Shawn Lutz]

nah, there were plenty of euros in the nhl by then..

yeah they dont cry in public like Mess did

[atomic charvel guy]

I have 3 of those games on Tivo, there was nothing wussed about them, sticks flying, players getting mangled, swallowed whistles, it's enough to actually make you cry it's so beautiful.

[Hellbat]

I think I still have game 6 on VHS somewhere, but the most satisfying thing for me was how the Rangers fans thought they had it in the bag in game 5.

For the record I fucking HATE Nathan Lafayette and his hands of stone...