Cole Slaw

[Endrik]

I think... well Tommy thinks I got some goo burgers at Carl Jr.'s drive through or whatever that place was called... after almost passing out in a club at BCB because of heat exhaustion I thought I refresh myself and order some vaginal nectar at the drive through and Tommy told me it's better to behave or else they shoot some goo and but some ass hair in it (like in the movie Waiting...) unfortunately I don't know what "behave" means and I cannot speak quietly so there's a possibility I got some extra components, but I think when you can't taste any of that shit and don't die from it then who gives a fuck... only that fucking putz in the burger joint gets a kick out of it and well I'm happy If I can make people laugh

[toejam]

Nice.

[atomic charvel guy]

I have defied all kinds of odds, spit in the eye of danger, taunted authority, survived the most ugly of benders, taken risks with my life without giving it a second thought, but man do I lick the ass of the drive through order taker-lol
It just may be my biggest fear of all to not only get a piss burger, but you get to pay for it as well.

[Grandturk]

I know we went to Carl's Jr., but I'm not sure if we made it to the mighty IAO.

God, I need to get back to LA and gorge myself on burgers. So damn good.

Carl's Jr, Fatburger, IAO.

We've got burger places all over NYC these days - but they're just not the same as those CA delights.

Edit:

Oh yeah - fuck cole slaw!!! Potato salad, baby!!!

[Endrik]

I gotta tell you the truth folks, when Tommy says "shhh, calm down dude" then there's a BIG chance you are getting into something which is not... well... positive... unfortunately my arrogant nature is to reply to those warnings with "get the fuck outta here maaan"

[Endrik]

God, I need to get back to LA and gorge myself on burgers. So damn good.

Carl's Jr, Fatburger, IAO.

you gotta try TK Burgers, they are better.. but I still think they taste like shampoo

We've got burger places all over NYC these days - but they're just not the same as those CA delights.

oh poor you it must suck living in the food capital of North America which has the best variety of restaurants/diners/street food joints, biggest amount of Michelin star restaurants and the best supply of fresh ingredients... sure, the burgers in LA offer a tight competition

[Grandturk]

oh poor you it must suck living in the food capital of North America which has the best variety of restaurants/diners/street food joints, biggest amount of Michelin star restaurants and the best supply of fresh ingredients... sure, the burgers in LA offer a tight competition

So I'm also a whiney New Yawka. Whadda ya gunna do aboud id?

[dg]

GT, if you want a Carl's Jr. burger in NY, try Hardees. Carl's bought out Hardees a few years ago, and though the menu isn't identical, the burgers are supposed to be the same. Best large fast-food chain burgers by a long shot, imo. Better than quite a few small restaurants and about half the price.

[Endrik]

So I'm also a whiney New Yawka. Whadda ya gunna do aboud id?

Hey, what am I an asshole? Fuggedabouit!

[Grandturk]

GT, if you want a Carl's Jr. burger in NY, try Hardees. Carl's bought out Hardees a few years ago, and though the menu isn't identical, the burgers are supposed to be the same. Best large fast-food chain burgers by a long shot, imo. Better than quite a few small restaurants and about half the price.

Oh, I've had Hardees - some massive triple giant burger - ridiculous - what do they call them? Giantburgers? Hugeburgers? Something like that... but I don't think they've made it north of the Mason Dixon line.

[atomic charvel guy]

I'll trade you the burgers of out here for some real New York Pizza.
Nice long thin slices, just a little bit crispy on the bottom, and no fukking toppings either, good pizza needs nothing on it.
I cannot stand pizza that is like a loaf of bread with fake meat on it, ketchup for marinara, and sprouts or whatever else they try to dress the shit up with out here. Boy does the pizza suck bad out here.

[GTarman68]

Angel Hair Cabbage, follow the directions on the back. 1/4 cup of apple cider vinegar 1/4 cup of sugar, 1/4 cup of mayo and 1 tsp of ground celery seed.. mix well very good... goes great w/ BBQ

[Endrik]

I'll trade you the burgers of out here for some real New York Pizza.
Nice long thin slices, just a little bit crispy on the bottom, and no fukking toppings either, good pizza needs nothing on it.
I cannot stand pizza that is like a loaf of bread with fake meat on it, ketchup for marinara, and sprouts or whatever else they try to dress the shit up with out here. Boy does the pizza suck bad out here.

nothing worse than putting ketchup on a pizza.. yuk.. and living in a culinary shithole, it's a standard over here for home cookers, really thick square shaped bread, minced meat, ketchup and local tasteless cheese (almost as bad as the american burger cheese/shampoo/rubber/paint but not quite) instead of mozzarella... a recipe of disaster

but in Cali the biggest problem I think is the water supply, makes the bread really hard and nasty... no wonder some of the top chefs over there put Evian into their dough

[Grandturk]

I'll trade you the burgers of out here for some real New York Pizza.
Nice long thin slices, just a little bit crispy on the bottom, and no fukking toppings either, good pizza needs nothing on it.
I cannot stand pizza that is like a loaf of bread with fake meat on it, ketchup for marinara, and sprouts or whatever else they try to dress the shit up with out here. Boy does the pizza suck bad out here.

You would not believe the number of bad pizza places in NY, though. They actually opened one of those California Pizza Kitchens down the block from me (I was in LA once and someone said "there's a CPK right down the street we can go to" and I was like "what the fukk is a 'CPK'?" My hood is tough for pizza because its getting very "metro-trendy." There's more fro-yo places than anything else.

And we're getting a lot of "artisan" pizza places cropping up - like "authentic Italian-style." That's shits not pizza.

Best pizza in town in the sicilian out in bensonhurst at L&B's. If you're ever here, take a ride out there and get about "four square." You will be in pizza heaven.

[Endrik]

"authentic Italian-style."

or more like authentic-Olive Garden style?