Latest line from Atomic Books on the end of the world

[Hellbat]

2) Stupid keep reproducing, smart don't, reverse evolution - like in the movie idiocracy

That movie cribbed a lot of its plot from the book "The Marching Morons" by Cyril M. Kornbluth. Not corn like the band...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marching_Morons

[Endrik]

Suddenly most of the north pole melts, a huge tide destroys all Europe and Canada and North East US is totally wiped out. Southern republicans see a chance and take control. The new power orders to kill anyone with an IQ over 75 in America. New leaders are selected, the king and the pope of USA. The king will be Cygnus and the pope Newc. After the first speech of the new leaders the rest of the world offs themselves after hearing such a painful demagogy on the TV. The only people remain in a couple of Southern states. But that wont last for long as the new leaders mistakenly think that a missile control board is a whack-a-mole machine and set of the nukes.

[442w30]

442, why so dark? we have at least 8 months until that happens-lol

But in scenario 3, I didn't tell you that the chines send Femmebots to take over the US.

[atomic charvel guy]

I may stick around for that one. If everyone else offs themselves, that will only make it easier for me to overthrow the new government, do away with kings, popes, presidents, dictators, prime ministers, etc. etc. and crown my holy self as "The Commissioner" and leader of the new free world. Then I'll straighten shit out.
This is in regards to Endrik's theory.

[atomic charvel guy]

But in scenario 3, I didn't tell you that the chines send Femmebots to take over the US.

Then I'm o.k. with that.

[atdguitars]

I may stick around for that one. If everyone else offs themselves, that will only make it easier for me to overthrow the new government, do away with kings, popes, presidents, dictators, prime ministers, etc. etc. and crown my holy self as "The Commissioner" and leader of the new free world. Then I'll straighten shit out.
This is in regards to Endrik's theory.

ALL HAIL THE COMMISH !!!!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

Yes!!! Bow, kneel, genuflect, and praise my good form to come in the future!!!!
I'm gonna start picking my cabinet members now, who wants to chair the committee to end Guitar Queero Hero?

[atdguitars]

Yes!!! Bow, kneel, genuflect, and praise my good form to come in the future!!!!
I'm gonna start picking my cabinet members now, who wants to chair the committee to end Guitar Queero Hero?

Do I get free healthcare and a shiny door plaque with my name on it?

[atomic charvel guy]

My good man, the world i will be fronting will be sickness, injury, and disease free.
I have the power. No problemo on the plaque.

[atomic charvel guy]

I'm starting to sound like a politician already............

[Joe_Steeler]

How about demagnetization of the earth's core?
Whereby the north and south pole's magnetic polarities will be screwed up leaving us defenseless against solar radiation.

How about a Tommy H2N8 influenza that wipes out the entire population of earth on a hideous pandemic type scenario?
The index case = ATC survives as the carrier of the disease and finds himself with the only female survivors Rosie O'Donnell & Barbara Walters. The trio take on the mission to re-populate earth through serious fornication.

[atomic charvel guy]

Jose',
I'm trying to fix things here, you're fukkin' up my whole day-lol
That's a weenie shrinker man............

[VitaminG]

How about a Tommy H2N8 influenza that wipes out the entire population of earth on a hideous pandemic type scenario?
The index case = ATC survives as the carrier of the disease and finds himself with the only female survivors Rosie O'Donnell & Barbara Walters. The trio take on the mission to re-populate earth through serious fornication.

hey, any pork in a storm, man!

an upside to all this doom-n-gloom - once the tides roll in, wiping out the east coast of Australia, my house (perched atop the Great Dividing Range) will only be 15 minutes from the beach!!

[Jayster]

Isn't there some kind of fear that part of Africa will fall into the ocean causing a massive tsunami that obliterates the eastern US seaboard(catastrophic enough)?

Alien invaders?

The genetically modified food turns out to lack something vital and everyone dies of mal nutrition?

The Sabres win the Cup?

[Jayster]

Also, Jackson decides to make the Cock Dragon a standard graphic on all guitars .....