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  • #31
    One of my favorite customers is an old jazz pianist. He's super cool, travels the world, and is one of those people you could waste a day just shooting the shit with. One day he said, "Hey man, I've put on a few pounds and I have a closet full of suits that I know would fit you. Come over & check 'em out. I want you to have dibs before my asshole son-in-law grabs 'em!" I felt weird about it & told him thanks, but maybe he should keep the stuff in the family, but he insisted. "You won't regret it. You know me, man. This is good stuff! This isn't shit I'm talking about here." So I go over there, and he insists that I take home 5 Zegna suits & an Armani tux. Definitely not shit.

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    • #32
      newc, i thought you were gonna say that KISS was going on tour with replacement players for gene and paul, but still claim it was the "real" KISS because they said it was an officially licesned band....
      GEAR:

      some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

      some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

      and finally....

      i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by dg View Post
        One of my favorite customers is an old jazz pianist. He's super cool, travels the world, and is one of those people you could waste a day just shooting the shit with. One day he said, "Hey man, I've put on a few pounds and I have a closet full of suits that I know would fit you. Come over & check 'em out. I want you to have dibs before my asshole son-in-law grabs 'em!" I felt weird about it & told him thanks, but maybe he should keep the stuff in the family, but he insisted. "You won't regret it. You know me, man. This is good stuff! This isn't shit I'm talking about here." So I go over there, and he insists that I take home 5 Zegna suits & an Armani tux. Definitely not shit.
        old jazz cats don't fuck around when it comes to suits, they know what they are talking about. before the jazz/fusion explosion in the late 60's when everyone went for the colours, all the top cats wore expensive Italian suits... you know Miles, Trane, Bird etc. but specially Mr. Cool aka Miles and everyone wanted to be like Miles because he was the baddest and cockiest motherfucker around.

        by the way, is any of those Zegna's with silver or gold pinstripes? wear that with a tough and mean face... no one dears to fuck with you
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • #34
          Originally posted by markD View Post
          KISS was going on tour with replacement players for gene and paul, but still claim it was the "real" KISS because they said it was an officially licesned band....
          This WILL happen - and sooner rather than later.
          You sir, can go you fuck yourself and don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
          You're such a pretencious, phony, boring, transparent, self righteous worthless fuck..You are amusing as a genital wart!
          --horns666 - 12/08/08

          Hey, if those are fake tits..is fake titty fuggin' cheatin'? I say no!
          --horns666 - 12/29/08
          I think your dad jacked off in a flower pot and you were born a blooming idiot.
          --LouSiffer - 06/25/09

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          • #35
            KISS has allready said that it will happen.They were gonna do a reality show to find the new Gene and Paul sometime last year...
            H3LL IS HOME!!!

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            • #36
              WHAT?!?!?! those guys are so fucking lame it's not even funny....it's cool that they figured out how to cash in on being mediocre players that write marginal songs, but to ACTUALLY send out a "tribute" band and say it's cool would be a disgrace to rock music....pathetic.
              GEAR:

              some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

              some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

              and finally....

              i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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              • #37
                I guess Hershey's KISSes were too obvious.
                |My CSG gallery|
                (CSG=AlexL=awesome)

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by markD View Post
                  WHAT?!?!?! those guys are so fucking lame it's not even funny....it's cool that they figured out how to cash in on being mediocre players that write marginal songs, but to ACTUALLY send out a "tribute" band and say it's cool would be a disgrace to rock music....pathetic.
                  Kind of like artists that lip-sync on stage.
                  You sir, can go you fuck yourself and don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
                  You're such a pretencious, phony, boring, transparent, self righteous worthless fuck..You are amusing as a genital wart!
                  --horns666 - 12/08/08

                  Hey, if those are fake tits..is fake titty fuggin' cheatin'? I say no!
                  --horns666 - 12/29/08
                  I think your dad jacked off in a flower pot and you were born a blooming idiot.
                  --LouSiffer - 06/25/09

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                  • #39
                    I'm not sure what to call Kiss anymore...I saw the '96 reunion tour and it was so fukin kick ass...I was horse for days...but now, well, they suck and need to hang it up
                    Let go, let Guitar

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by atdguitars View Post
                      Tequilla and either taking an ass beating or giving an ass beating go hand in hand !!!!
                      But I get your point. Like Tiger Woods and the Buick Deal.. he never sunk a hole in one with a buick.
                      LOL True! And I will admit that I fuckin' love Patron...

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by joelayres View Post
                        Kind of like artists that lip-sync on stage.
                        but many of those "artists" aren't really artists...they use auto-tune in the studio and dance through the whole show....

                        KISS was supposed to be a ROCK-N-ROLL band that played their own instruments and wrote their own (marginal at best) songs....even if it was JUST gene OR paul, it would still be KISS...but with a bunch of scabs it is a tribute band, NOT the real thing.

                        shit, you couldn't get away with sending out a britney spears look-a-like and call her britney spears.....people would SHRED that concept to pieces. same should be with those turds KISS.
                        GEAR:

                        some guitars...WITH STRINGS!!!! most of them have those sticks like on guitar hero....AWESOME!!!!

                        some amps...they have some glowing bottle like things in them...i think my amps do that modelling thing....COOL, huh?!?!?!

                        and finally....

                        i have those little plastic "chips" used to hit the strings...WHOA!!!!

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                        • #42
                          Ace Frehley is indeed a God. I'm done.
                          Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                          • #43
                            As far as the licensed tribute band is concerned.... If you throw the right people on stage with the full blown makeup and the rest of the stage show and theatrics it would be damn hard to tell if you have the real KISS or not.
                            Weather the trib band can play and sing like KISS is a no brainer. It's a live show so more than likely the sound is going to blow chunks and the crowd will be 30 feet from the stage for "security" reasons. If they want to train a bunch of stunt doubles to play on stage and have people pay them.... so be it.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                              Ace Frehley is indeed a God. I'm done.
                              +999999999999999999 Abrahamic trio are licking his balls for not being as cool as Ace
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              • #45
                                Ki$$ have always been shills. I'm surprised the Sham-wow guy isn't playing in the band yet.
                                THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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