And away we go NHL thread!!!!

[Rupe]

I wanna see a rubber match in the finals

[atomic charvel guy]

boy oh boy, the fight for the last playoff spots in the east is hilarious. what a bunch of bums, nobody wants them.
Boston, philly and atlanta all tanked last night, and i can promise you the Rangers will now follow suit and do the same all weekend. Well, I guess I can't bark atlanta, they had to play the Capitals. But the bruins lost at home to florida , shutout no less, and philly lost to the islanders, a team they'd won 15 in a row over. Montreal and the Rangers were idle and watching intently hoping to pick up some extra tips on how to underachieve when going for a playoff spot. Buzzards, buzzards everywhere.

I want to know what you guys think, as commissioner, I'm proposing for next year that the guy at the back end of the assist to the goal is not credited with a point anymore. in otherwords, the first pass of a two pass assist to a goal can be listed in the box score and commented on but no point is given to that player. unless it 's a goalie. no, fukk them too. this is going to be rule proposition Atomic Assist detraction, which will affect every NHL player's lifetime statistical numbers. Hey, there's nothing else to do when your team sucks ass, I've got the time to do the adjusting-lol

[atomic charvel guy]

nashville showed some balls last night, as did the Kings. the west is is tough company
i tell you, gonna be fun to watch the playoffs, with the sound off when Emerick is announcing. i don't know why he bugs me so much. he sounds like he's gargling with Lavoris on every shot or save. Speaking of announcers, the Red wings game callers just may be the biggest "homers" right up there with the New York Yankee announcers. That was a great shot by Datsyuk but it sounded they were watching a porn movie at a bachelor party the way they were spooging all over themselves. gadzooks.

[clifffclaven]

nashville showed some balls last night, as did the Kings. the west is is tough company
i tell you, gonna be fun to watch the playoffs, with the sound off when Emerick is announcing. i don't know why he bugs me so much. he sounds like he's gargling with Lavoris on every shot or save. Speaking of announcers, the Red wings game callers just may be the biggest "homers" right up there with the New York Yankee announcers. That was a great shot by Datsyuk but it sounded they were watching a porn movie at a bachelor party the way they were spooging all over themselves. gadzooks.

yeah, thats mickey redmond and cant remember the other guy. they are horrible. Nowhere near as horrible as the ducks guys tho.

[atomic charvel guy]

michael kay from the yankees takes the cake, it's not even close.
what about my assist rule cliff?

[atomic charvel guy]

how about the carolina hurricanes? if they didn't choke that extra point in the final seconds last night in regulation against ottowa, they'd be in the east race for the playoffs. after the start they had, that's pretty amazing, in fact i hope they get in just to spite my lousy team.

[clifffclaven]

michael kay from the yankees takes the cake, it's not even close.
what about my assist rule cliff?

I hate watching baseball

Personally, i think everyone who touches it prior to a goal should get an assist- the goal likely wouldnt have happened had everything not happened in a certain order. However, you could potentially have 5 assists on a goal, lol.

[atomic charvel guy]

i'm all for crediting the link of the goal, just a point to the last passer though.

[atomic charvel guy]

cliff, you gotta be happy with that win just now over the devils.
26 seconds left and the extra skater comes through to tie it up.

[clifffclaven]

cliff, you gotta be happy with that win just now over the devils.
26 seconds left and the extra skater comes through to tie it up.

Yeah, we stole two points last night.. That was 59 minutes of one of the most boring games ive ever seen. No penalties (first game in 11 years), no big hits, fights, great goals, nothing until 26 seconds left. Part of it is due to the devils, their system (trap) makes for winning, but very boring hockey usually.

[Spivonious]

The Flyers are trying their hardest to give NY a playoff spot.

[atomic charvel guy]

what'choo takin' about Spivis, you beat the wings yesterday. The Rangers are 5-0-1 in their last 6, 4 of them on the road. They are trying their hardest to fukk up my whole end of the season that i mailed in 2 weeks ago.
Not to mention that the seasons last two games are a home and home with the Flyers-Rangers

[atomic charvel guy]

i swear, the god damn Rangers and the Jets have the uncanny knack of sucking you in everytime, but I'm not buying into it this time, the Rangers will choke, and even if they make the 8th spot somehow, they're only gonna get shelled, flattened, and jackrolled in the first round anyway, so i'm standing strong with no expectations, it's much easier on your constitution. thanks alot for starting to play well in the last fukkin' week guys, perish the thought of playing like this earlier in the year, that would have been too easy. fukkheads!!!! hate being a ranger fan.

[Spivonious]

what'choo takin' about Spivis, you beat the wings yesterday. The Rangers are 5-0-1 in their last 6, 4 of them on the road. They are trying their hardest to fukk up my whole end of the season that i mailed in 2 weeks ago.
Not to mention that the seasons last two games are a home and home with the Flyers-Rangers

Yeah after giving up games to NYI and MTL. And they even tried to give the Wings a win by letting them tie it up at 2.

Rangers have a game in hand on the Flyers. I can totally see the orange and black choking and missing the playoffs. Actually, I'd prefer that so the team gets woken up a bit and some changes are made.

[atomic charvel guy]

no, no, no, i'm giving you the 8th spot, i don't want Lundqvist in the hospital from puncture wounds from Ovechkins shots in the first round. you can have it.
In fact, let's give it to Atlanta and spite both of our teams-lol