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Told to me by RR666. Seems right up bills alley for some reason.
Here I sit,
broken hearted.
Tried to poop,
but only farted.
Here I sit,
broken hearted.
Tried to poop,
but only farted.
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -
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Dude we have had to many conversations on here for anybody to believe that. But I was just messing with him. He didn't really say that. A mutual friend told us both.Originally posted by RR666 View Post
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.Comment
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Here I sit,
I took a chance.
Tried to fart,
and shit my pants._________________________________________________
"Artists should be free to spend their days mastering their craft so that working people can toil away in a more beautiful world."
- Ken MComment
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I used to be a cub scout, but I got kicked out when I got caught eating brownies.
Wait thats not a poem....GTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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that's an oldie but I heard it a little differently.Originally posted by Jacksonguy666 View Post
"Written on the wall of a pay toilet:
Here I sit,
broken hearted.
Paid my dime and only farted."Hail yesterdayComment
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Oh yeah, we never heard that one before
Dang kids
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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We can turn this into a "There once was a man from Nantucket" thread!GTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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Here's one I just made up:
Hickory dickory dock
Some chick was sucking my....
Oh wait, I didn't make that one up.
Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.Comment
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds an whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said
Hey..whats in the bowl....BITCH???
Andrew Dice ClayComment
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Little boy blew.
He needed the money! OH!GTWGITS! - RacerXComment
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"I'm 13 inches long and 3 inches wide" (that's nice how big is your dick?)Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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"15 bucks little man,
Put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show
Then you owe me, owe me, owe."
-Jay"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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We had never heard the one I said, and we never heard the other variations. I love you guys...I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.Comment
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Last edited by StukaJU87; 10-27-2009, 08:53 PM.Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.Comment
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