Poetry

[Rsmacker]

that's an oldie but I heard it a little differently.

"Written on the wall of a Gay toilet:

Here I sit,
broken hearted.
Paid my dime and only farted."

There, fixed your typo.

[RR666]

My Bitch better have my money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnME92JU9zc

That was some funny shit.

[m2pmd70]

Told to me by RR666. Seems right up bills alley for some reason.

Here I sit,
broken hearted.
Tried to poop,
but only farted.

...but every time I take a chance
I try to fart and shit my pants?

[m2pmd70]

Here I sit in stinking vapor
wondering who stole the paper
how much longer must i linger
before I have to use my finger?

[Spivonious]

If you've never read these, then you've never used a public restroom (toilet for our UK friends).

[Rsmacker]

The last thing you do is rest in a public shithouse in the UK. Ain't that right Wilksy-Baby?

[RacerX]

If you've never read these, then you've never used a public restroom (toilet for our UK friends).

"loo" innit?

[MakeAJazzNoiseHere]

"loo" innit?

Actually I think it's a "touilet."

[m2pmd70]

"Some bloke put two dunnies in 'ere."

[Spivonious]

'ello guvnah!

[Rsmacker]

Fucking hell, we've got Crocodile Dundee and Dick van Dyke in here now.

The word is Shithouse, Bog, Throne-room, Trap 2, the Outhouse (if you are one of those people who still has an outside bog), or if you are a Notts Call Centre Bitch, The Playhouse.