There is none more BLACK!!!
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
For those not sure what to wear for Halloween this year...
Collapse
X
-
Halloween blows the big one now.
Gone are the days of-
1-Lighting a cork to blacken your face with to go along with the muggers hat to complete the outfit.
2-Melting the tips on shaving cream cans for extra shooting power.
3-Overloading on dozens upon dozens of eggs for artillery and shampooing others.
4-Filling socks with flour and coins to knock rival gangs of kids for a loop with for their ammo supply and candy.
5-Doctoring and filling up fire extinguishers with soda, milk, ketchup, and whatever else you wanted to put it in it for the ultimate firepower weapon.
It's been over for decades now, it has lost its luster, and it is a shame. Used to be almost as good as the 4th of july in my book.Not helping the situation since 1965!
Comment
-
Not that far off."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
Comment
-
Maaaaaan it was so wierd, last night I was on my way to the womans house to take her out and not a SINGLE child or parent in sight walking thier kids!
and it was the perfect time to go out, not a soul! I remember being out until really late and having 2 pillow cases FULL of candy! it's depressing!
Comment
-
That pic looks so emo.
One thing I'm happy about yesterday is that there were no trick or treat begging brats in sight. I was out drinking anyway.Last edited by wilkinsi; 11-01-2009, 06:03 PM.Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).
Comment
-
Originally posted by SpiralArchitect View PostMaaaaaan it was so wierd, last night I was on my way to the womans house to take her out and not a SINGLE child or parent in sight walking thier kids!
and it was the perfect time to go out, not a soul! I remember being out until really late and having 2 pillow cases FULL of candy! it's depressing!"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
Comment
-
Originally posted by wilkinsi View PostOne thing I'm happy about yesterday is that there were no trick or treat begging brats in sight. I was out drinking anyway.
And you know why kids aren't allowed near your place, after that "whoops-my-costume-appears-to-have-slipped-open-and-exposed-my-angry-member" incident of a couple of years back. You should have worn your Gimp mask, you look fucking scary in that, especially when your eyes bulge out of it.So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
Comment
Comment