so a cop came to my work today ....

[len]

and served me with divorce papers....
between me being in federal prison for 28 months and me getting the fuck away from her 4 months prior to be locked up ....this was inevetible
out of the blue ..cop shows up at my work....gee whiz .....i talked to her the day before
dramatic shit is her forte ....she got me ....all i can say is that for 20 years i got 14 good days a month out of her ...the rest were filled with 7 day serious pms and 7 days on the pad
she fucked real well ...but for 20 years all we did was fight and fuck
....so glad she is soon to be out of my life

comments appreciated cuz i know y'all have some

len

[RacerX]

Yeah, I did the ol' fight-n-fuck for many years with my ex(gf) too! The fucking was great -- the fighting........not so much.

[Scooter]

20 years is a true accomplishment in this day and age, that is something in and of itself. May not have been great, but something was there for it to have lasted. I'm on 18 and still can't figure out why. Must be the sex. Congrats and condolensces (sp?) to you.

[lerxstcat]

Crazy chicks are great in the sack, but a royal PITA everywhere else. We fall for them because of the first attribute and learn slowly because of that.

Then you find out that there are SANE chicks out there who are ALSO great in the sack but NOT a PITA everywhere else. Of course they're harder to find and keep....

[tomanyjacksons]

9 years was all I had to give to that very cause. All I can say is better days are on their way dude. Freedom isn't free, it cost alot but damnit when they're a half month raggy bitch (mine was too), it's worth every penny!!! And if The tail end of it is all you need, well, they all have it, but of course what we see as the end of a gut, they see some sort of gold lining. Go figure. Good luck dude.

[Cygnus X1]

Glad I got those out of the system before I actually got married.
Makes some people "puke in their mouth", but I got caught,
and am spoiled rotten.

Better luck next time, she is out there for you somewhere.

And yeah, it is a process.
Sometimes I would love to think I could get along better without all of the drama, but I wake up and realize there is far worse in life out there!

[The_Tonemonster]

Giving to the same cause right now...the kid gets out of high school in......

[Rsmacker]

A cop served you your papers? Fucking hell, I'm sure you are pleased to see your tax dollars at work, do they not have anything better to do over there? Y'know, like fight crime?

Never mind Len, soon she will be history and you can post all those filthy polaroids you have of her, can't you? You do have some home-made porn don't you? First rule of shagging crazy bitches - take some pictures of her blind drunk, covered in bollock batter, with a Barbie doll hanging out of her arsehole at the first possible opportunity and get them under lock and key. It's amazing how the threat of them being leaked calms down the most savage of creatures.

(But ALWAYS post them when she is gone and you've done all the deals necessary with her. It's cathartic, cleanses her from your life. And it means people like me can fwapp away over them.)