Disaster!

[RacerX]

Hey Rsmacker, if you ever find one day that your willie has fallen off, don't bother posting about it here, mmkaythxbai?

[Grandturk]

All I saw was the top of this pic, and I thought "oh no, he did NOT just post a picture of it"

I thought the same thing. I was at work. I saw round flesh and clicked back.

[RobRR]

[atdguitars]

Hey Rsmacker, if you ever find one day that your willie has fallen off, don't bother posting about it here, mmkaythxbai?

That will be a version of "Free Willie " that no one will want to hear about.

[toejam]

I knew people who used to dye their hair with Kool-Aid. Give that a try.

[Rsmacker]

It's too fucking late now, there's more pubic hair in the front row of a (insert name of current teeny fave pop band here. Take That? Fucking hell, I'm getting old, I have no idea) concert. I have a nice tanned hairy chest and legs and this deforested area inbetween, glowing white.

I've tried that novelty hairspray stuff before......um, when I tried to, ah, well, dye it orange. As you do. I was going to a fancy dress party as Vyvyan and thought it would be cool to do my fuzz as well. Not very successful, it's like filling your pants with silly string, and we've all done that, haven't we? Guys? Haven't we?

So, right now I've got several options.
1. Merkin. No, not as in "person who live in the USA" but "pubic wig". Just where the fuck you get one from is beyond me. I suspect that when I'm bored in a while I'll actually phone up a few hairdressers and see what they say. (From the phone box at the end of the road, I'm not being traced for making obscene calls, oh no). Perhaps I can make one out of wool, or bits of brillo pad? What the fuck does one look like?

2. Draw some pubes on with a Sharpie. Hmm, a definite possibility. It's only got to fool people until I strike with the beef bayonet. In a darkened room it might buy me enough time. Or in an alleyway.

3. Make-up. I think my dong would look EXACTLY like Marylin Manson if I use plenty of slap to cover up the damage down there. Heeeeeeeey, that's not a bad idea, I could do one of those videos you see with my bell-end looking like it is singing the words to songs. Me and my novelty Shock Rock Cock.

Actually, it's looking a lot better today, the violent rash of doom has lessened, the few stragglers left of my pubes are still looking folorn, a bit like those tree stumps you see in pics of the Somme, but it just goes to show, nature is a wonderful thing, it will overcome. (Huh huh, I said come)
I'm going to show it to a few people today and see what they say.

[markD]

hahahaha, pubic wig, eh?

so, do you play guitar? sometimes i wonder because it mostly seems like you are a swinger that loves to share his sexploitations....

just curious....hahahahaha....

[Endrik]

you can get pubic wigs from costume companies who are involved in motion picture production, this stuff is often needed when there's a nude scene and the setting takes place during the 30's for example and some actors or actresses don't want to let it grow

[atdguitars]

Here's a novel idea.... keep it in your pants till its healed. :idea:

[tonemonster]

uh....................

[Grandturk]

Buzz it down all the way and then hit a tanning salon to even it out.

[tonemonster]

yea, good idea!!! I am sure a tanning booth would feel great on a area of sensative skin thats already been chemically burned.

[atdguitars]

With his adventures it's a wonder it doesn't look like a carrot to start with.

[Hellbat]

With his adventures it's a wonder it doesn't look like a carrot to start with.

Complete with dirt and little outgrowths.

[tonemonster]

Like this........