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  • #31
    This is my favorite thread of all time...just keeps getting better.
    Why hunt ... when there is no machine gun season?

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    • #32
      Originally posted by tonemonster View Post
      yea, good idea!!! I am sure a tanning booth would feel great on a area of sensative skin thats already been chemically burned.
      Yeah, really! A few times I used a blowdryer down there... I got a rash inside both my thighs a few days later. I couldn't figure out what the hell it was, then my wife at the time reminded me about the blowdryer and that it shouldn't be used in sensitive areas. :ROTF:
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by atdguitars View Post
        Here's a novel idea.... keep it in your pants till its healed. :idea:
        You sick fuck, we'll have no more of your filth, thank you very much. That's an outrageous suggestion.

        Now, whatever I may get up to, I have NEVER thought about blow-drying my pubes. I mean, WTF??????

        There's some strange fuckers on here....
        So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

        I nearly broke her back

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        • #34
          Well, balls are tough to dry, so I figured I'd try the blowdryer method. I now stick to powder after vigorously towel drying. :idea:
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #35
            I remember this stupid movie Blow Dry where I think it was Billy Nighy who cut and colored Heidi Klum's pubic hair into heart shaped pink bush
            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Endrik View Post
              I remember this stupid movie Blow Dry where I think it was Billy Nighy who cut and colored Heidi Klum's pubic hair into heart shaped pink bush
              I'd like to see that
              Hail yesterday

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              • #37
                Originally posted by toejam View Post
                Well, balls are tough to dry, so I figured I'd try the blowdryer method. I now stick to powder after vigorously towel drying. :idea:
                We know how you like to dry your balls Joe.... keep it to yourself.

                Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
                  I'd like to see that
                  You'd be disappointed, it's definitely a pubic wig
                  Although the movie has an amazing cast it was still pretty lame, some funny moments though
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by riffraff View Post
                    This is my favorite thread of all time...just keeps getting better.
                    I agree, completely random, completely senseless, and damn funny

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by toejam View Post
                      Well, balls are tough to dry
                      Whaaaat? Not mine matey, mine are drip-dry. When I was on my hols, laying out on the nudist beaches of Europe, I made sure my winky and my nutsac were liberally slapped with sunscreen, often having to vigorously re-apply when I spotted a particularly massive pair of tits. I think my balls are probably water resistant, the amount of that shit I lathered on.
                      So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                      I nearly broke her back

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                      • #41
                        you know what "macker" means in german, btw?
                        tremstick give-away (performer series trem)

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                        • #42
                          Pud? Anus? Cumguzzler?

                          Go on, tell us...........
                          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                          I nearly broke her back

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Joe_Steeler View Post
                            We know how you like to dry your balls Joe.... keep it to yourself.

                            LOL I might look like that guy in 10 years! :ROTF:
                            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                            • #44
                              I just threw up in my mouth a little.
                              "illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - Nighbat

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                              • #45
                                It's even got a jimmy cutout. lol

                                |My CSG gallery|
                                (CSG=AlexL=awesome)

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